you can probably make some of your own by searching for michael jackson joke
and cunningly editing 'michael jackson' into 'gary glitter'
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Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:23,
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I've just tried my theory - and it kinda works
What's worse than Gary Glitter babysitting your kids?
Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Gary Glitter ?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Gary Glitter fucks children.
The Police have raided Gary Glitter's house. They found class A drugs in the lounge, class b drugs in the kitchenand Class 5c in his bedroom!
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne?
Acne waits till you're a teenager to come on your face
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Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:27,
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Ian Huntley giving them a bath.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Gary Glitter ?
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon, Gary Glitter fucks children.
The Police have raided Gary Glitter's house. They found class A drugs in the lounge, class b drugs in the kitchenand Class 5c in his bedroom!
What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne?
Acne waits till you're a teenager to come on your face
NowI'm struggling to keep the
whats pink and smells of Holly joke in
Edit: though, having re-read it, it's basically out there now isn't it?
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Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:30,
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Edit: though, having re-read it, it's basically out there now isn't it?
I want to answer that with "John Majors Cock"
hmm. I hadn't noticed that joke as a re-writable one before.
OK.. We need
A: What's [colour reference to person A] and smells of [persons B's name with double meaning]?
Q: [Person A fullname] cock.
(Assuming that peoples A+B have had a or are suggested to have had a sexual relationship of an unpleasant nature.)
Right. Who can fill in the blanks?
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Fri 9 Dec 2005, 3:36,
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OK.. We need
A: What's [colour reference to person A] and smells of [persons B's name with double meaning]?
Q: [Person A fullname] cock.
(Assuming that peoples A+B have had a or are suggested to have had a sexual relationship of an unpleasant nature.)
Right. Who can fill in the blanks?