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[challenge entry] since ukdragon and b3tards and imageshack refuse to not be shits and upload the gif version of this, have a picture my friend drew instead.

the gif is much smaller than the maximum file size for all of the above upload sites. for now the swf will suffice.
caption for compo entry:
worst christmas ever my ass.
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/arizona.swf
/edit: oh my christ that's a huge picture. -gets right on that-
/doubledit: that should be better.

From the The Worst Christmas Ever challenge. See all 95 entries (closed)

(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:44, archived)
# Neato.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:48, archived)
# i thought you'd like it.
arizona is my substitute for new zealand this year.
a few grand less expensive, but i swear i will get there some day.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# Probably more likely than I am to come to Arizona, yes.
 
: )
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:52, archived)
# hmmmm.
some day when i have more than just a couple weeks to spend in new zealand i'll go there and actually experience it, not just tourist it.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:53, archived)
# what.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:20, archived)
# your face.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:25, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:28, archived)
# response to what, specifically?
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:30, archived)
# your face.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:32, archived)
# damn.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:33, archived)
# you did kind of walk into that one.
:-D
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:38, archived)
# so it seems.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:39, archived)
# nice Johnson on the Arizonan fellow.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:49, archived)
# it's supposed to be me.
so thank you.
i meant to label myself but forgot.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:50, archived)
# Arizona
is fantastic. I love it there.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:59, archived)
# yes.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 3:59, archived)
# i've an aunt that lives there
haven't seen her in a couple years, me living on the east coast and whatnot.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:21, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's true
my toes went numb today just fuckin' walking to class
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:02, archived)
# yes, mass blows ass in the wintertime.
i can't stand it.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:24, archived)
# I'm loving it
Honestly, I was walking back to my room, so cold my eyes were watering and I couldn't feel my toes after being outside for like 5 minutes, thinking about how happy I was
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:29, archived)
# sounds wonderful.
my favorite part is when i have to get out of my womb-like bed and scramble into my car as fast as i can so i can turn on the heat so i don't freeze.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:34, archived)
# I don't appreciate your sarcastic tone, young man
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:38, archived)
# i do.
i'm taking quite a lot of pleasure in expressing my extreme displeasure.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:39, archived)
# i do identify with the womb metaphor, it really does feel like that in the mornings.
thank god classes are over for the time being.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:39, archived)
# i wish i could take credit for that.
but it was bill hicks.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:39, archived)
# well, damn
you might as well have told me it was a larry the cable guy joke.

the ignorant cunt.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:43, archived)
# bill hicks?
larry the cable guy?
bill hicks isn't THAT bad.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:45, archived)
# i'm older than you.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:39, archived)
# this has yet to be proven
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:43, archived)
# bandon=18.
idiot=20.
case closed.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:47, archived)
# also i will be going to bed.....
..........now.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:48, archived)
# Yeah, I sent him to bed
with no dessert
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:53, archived)
# hhaha yous be a hippy roffle
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:03, archived)
# omgzorz!!11.
(, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 4:24, archived)