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# WHAT THE HELL HAVE I FOUND???
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:47, archived)
# nuts
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Yes, it genuinely works!
hehehe
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)
# they are fucking cool
pow! pow! splat!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:01, archived)
# i dont know
is it SFW?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:48, archived)
# no, SWF
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# soapy wank fork?
spanner wildly flailing? sex with flies?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# silly wide fuck?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# yes
unless you hate god and stuff...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# how do I
fire?

I tried CTRL and the spacebar, but I can't shoot anything!

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:49, archived)
# imagine never being able to ejaculate
that would be really un-bazoo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# that's
unthinkable...

*fwaps*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:50, archived)
# i don't know why
but this really made me laugh!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)
# retrograde ejaculation is possible
and apparently fun.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:51, archived)
# renogade ejaculation is possible
and apparently fun
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# reneging on ejaculation is possible
and apparently fun.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:53, archived)
# reneging on education is possible
and apparently fun.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# how odd!
"What dear? Oh yes, of course I came, don't worry I'll just spuff it in my pants later. Bourbon biscuit dear?"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Oh Shaddap you
That made me cry (not kidding).
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Awwwwww
*hugs and offers tissues*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:57, archived)
# ta
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:07, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:03, archived)
# its fuckin bolloxs mate
piss off an come back when u have found sum hummus.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:52, archived)
# careful child
you know not what you do.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# what are you? God??
because if you are.. ive gotta have words with you! ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Awwwwww, sweet!
etc.

Best viewed with Metallica blaring out of the PC speakers!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Jesus Christ on a bike with a buttplug
What kind of maudlin crap is this? And who was evil enough to sell that idiot Flash?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Absolute Bollocks.

i control who comes over the rainbow bridge.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 12:59, archived)
# cripes
i spent the whole thing expecting goatse to suddenly pop up
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:00, archived)
# What the hell is that?
I demand you give me the five minutes of my life I have just wasted back. Failing that, a cheque. Or some biscuits.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 13:34, archived)
# wank
wank harder
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:17, archived)