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# Sexy geordie voice = oxymoron

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I used to live in Newcastle.
Thought the birds looked nice.....but then they talked.
Good looks mean nothing unless you can string a sentence together.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:05, archived)
# Could be worse
I have had to concentrate so hard not to laugh after a girl said something sexy/dirty to me in the bedroom.


She was from Birmingham.

I wunt chow in muy
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# indeed

like that blond one out the sugarbabes, she looks nice enough but then she opens her mouth and out pours a liverpool accent.

most off putting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:10, archived)
# that is the worst
that accent could put me right of someone
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:22, archived)
# tell that to posh spice
she fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:37, archived)
# She am from Sunderland
Sexy geordie mackem voice = oxymoron
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Anything north of say, Oxford sexy voice = oxymoron

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:11, archived)
# That's right
Cos there's nothing sexier than a whining southern sloanie eh? Or a lovely Essex accent?

Nob.

I'm just grumpy cos it's 4.20 on a Friday and I'm still working

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:15, archived)
# Evesham?

Cambridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:16, archived)
# true
*is northern*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Women
with a northern irish accent

=

instant horn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:23, archived)
# It's true
Especially when they're saying, "There's a bomb", or "This is a coded warning".

*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Dara o'Brien
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Posh girls = sexy
anything else thats not too heavy an accent = sexy.

Scottish = very sexy

Glaswegian (not incomprehensible glaswegian, normal glaswegian) = *stains*
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 16:25, archived)