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# Why?
There's no arse crack or minge hair.


Would actually like to know what is defined as 'safe for work'
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# ok, nsfw
is basically things that look dodgy at a glance.

So you're at work and your boss walks past your desk. Has a quick look at your monitor and you have a lot of flesh on the screen. It looks like a cock, or a tit or whatever and they don't care about the details - like the other day - someone moaning about the fact it was a relaistic looking *plastic*cock - thats not the point. At a distance it looks like porn.
If it looks like porn it might as well BE porn - because your boss wont ask for details.

thats it, basicallly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# K Pep..
Thanks - I was never sure what was allowed and what wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# ok
sorry - wasn't preaching :)
Plus I'm starting a job in the new year and I don't want to get the sack!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# and yet t'other day
I posted this without moderation and only one person questioned it's safeness for work related environments.
Funny old worldboard
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# had i not been working about 18 hours a day
and actually seen it, i'd've made it a link.

edit - mind you, if you thought it was nsfw, why didn't you link it? Funny old Damocles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I wasn't insinuating anything.
More lamenting on the fact that a picture's NSFWness seems based more on the people that see it than the actual content. Most b3tans will link a pic if someone says it's NSFW, but if noone says it, doesn't mean it isn't NSFW.

also edit: I never thought it was NSFW. You'd have to be watching pretty closely to see it as rudey bits
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# thats the nature
of individuals. The shits.
If I had my way the board would be posted on and moderated by automatons dressed in kitten mittens, all of one mind.
they'd sort out world peace, be endlessly humorous, and make me a stack of cash while they were at it, all without being nsfw.
BRING ME THE ROBOTS
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# *gives pep a book on robot building for xmas*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# haha
You love shopping cocks on women
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I think it's more a cocks in general
kind of thing. I should be worried.
Example Cock 1
Example Cock 2
Example Cock 3

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# hahah 2 is legendary
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# is it?
You know, I've never seen any of my pics turn up on a site like internutter or any of the other funny pic sites :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# worry not about that
you`re a legend in your own lunchtime on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# It only bothers me because my ex-flatmate
was the jammiest bastard. He made the kitten sniper pic, and it was only about his third ever posting on b3ta and it's gone all over the internet like a plague. Since then I've felt an unhealthy urge to go viral :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# kick him in the nadgers.. it won`t make you go viral, but you should feel better until he`s recovered enough to hammer you to death :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:22, archived)
# your ideas intrigue me
and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:24, archived)
# it's a legend
here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# haha
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# I hate to say this
but despite the cock, I still find him/her incredibly attractivbe, and would.

THen agian at the mo i see everything through beergoglges/.//
(basstard, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# she's about
5.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# edit
edit = she clearly has breasts. she can't be 5.

if she's over 16, still would. maybe not when sober though
(basstard, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# hahah - glad you had a better & closer look,
you know - for research, like.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# she's saying "feletheppy"
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)