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# As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany.
Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# apologies for being nosey...
but how *exactly* does one go about making a frog "flouresce"?

i would dearly love to know :D
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Good lord that was a while ago
the short answer is genetic modification to cause the frog to produce a protien (GFP) originally found in jellyfish, which is black-light responsive


edit: impressive lurkage, up until today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# chuck norris does not brush his teeth
he simply mixes listerine into his gin
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Chuck Norris held the world record for the Rubik's Cube at 6 seconds
until he broke it himself in 3 seconds - this time with his penis fully erect.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Chuck Norris once swallowed a rubik's cube
and pooped it out solved.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)