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# but neither are a match
for the mighty scone
I'm for the muffins.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:31, archived)
# scones?
You are kidding, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)
# no
Scones are the new rock'n'roll.
A cheese scone is easily superior to a bloody crumpet. Probably only just edge it over muffins though.
Does the queen serve crumpets? Does she bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# you are
insane.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# inane
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:40, archived)
# No, no,
there's nothing like a nice cheese scone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Aaaaaaa!
I dunno who started it, but scones, cheese and scones don't mix well...
(n@man n@man, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Maybe
you should tell my mum that

She bakes the best cheese scones

hmmm, home cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# you are quite, quite wrong.
But you're also much bigger than me so:

Gosh, I hadn't thought of it like that - you've got a good point there. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:44, archived)
# How much bigger?
I've just challenged him to "bring it on"...

/worried
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)
# Both
easily trounce scones, i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:32, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:33, archived)
# scones are for old grannies
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:35, archived)
# hear hear
i got told off for correcting my teacher when I was 6. She pronounce them to rhyme with tone whereas any fule kno it rhymes with gone.
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:37, archived)
# the Queen says 'scone'
plebs (i.e. myself) say 'scon'
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# I say
eughhhh! *ptooie*

(sound of me spitting scone out upon tasting it & realising its not a muffin)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41, archived)
# that's fighting talk
round my way
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Bring it on,
scone-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:39, archived)
# real men
eat scones
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Well, muffin can be used as a sexual euphemism,
so there!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:52, archived)
# with
crumpet
with any luck
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:56, archived)
# Bagels
are better i think. Bacon ones... Hmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:36, archived)
# Don't you start!
It'll be rock buns next.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:46, archived)
# I vote for "batches"
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:48, archived)
# actually
those drop scone pancakey things are alright
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:50, archived)