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# they are one weird bunch of freaks
Tracy Bingaling and Jodie Marsh gave me the horn though despite them both being completely annoying

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:21, archived)
# your horn needs fixing
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:22, archived)
# is that an offer?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# if you want
i can make it play campdown races
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Dear Mrs Thatcher....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# now there's a sexay laday
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:23, archived)
# I have got the facking horn.
What are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# "first i'll seductively take off my clothes,
then dance a little, swinging my firm breasts. Then I'll sit on your cock until you"
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# The horn not known at this address
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# 404: this horn can not be found
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Horn error 5: improper argument
/vintage BASIC error
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Z: Horn not known at this address


(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Dear Jim,
My horn is broken, please can you fix it for me?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Jim can you fix it for me
to come down and suck out your kidneys?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:26, archived)
# no, don't do that
I need them for filtering things, like blood, engine oil, coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# What's that, George Best's dead?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
# no, no
Ken Dodd's dad's dogs dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:24, archived)
#
ken dodd's deceased dad's deceased dog's deceased debit card has expired
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Jodie Marsh is a man in drag
AICMFP
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:25, archived)
# yes
she has a builders nose coz she is in fact a builder called Stan
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# *googles*
*agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# A man
with massive tits.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:27, archived)
# MOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I would go so far as to call her a rotter
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:29, archived)
# *googles*
ewww

how long is this Big Brother thing on for? I might take a break from b3ta until it`s over

pointless Z list "celebs" making even bigger arses of themselves in the name of a bit of much needed publicity in The News Of The World

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I do so love your rants Rik
Doesn't Celeb Big Bro make money for charity though? In which case it's in the same league as Children in Need. (I was gonna say 'Fucking Children in Need' but it sounded wrong).
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:34, archived)
# no idea if it goes to charity
but I`m sure the profits from their newly found newspaper columns and celeb slots on GMTV don`t go to charity

I hope they all have a big bath together and a trained stool pigeon runs into the room and flings several radios into their future liquid caskets!

either that or they get it on with each other after 18 pints of mild, feel really guilty the next day, and go on an every-man-for-himself killing spree
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Oh, a killing spree, I like that idea
*plots sabotage*
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# it'd make more money for charity
if the people taking part in it weren't paid £150K for three weeks *work*
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I remember when Channel 4 used to just show nuddy French movies late at night
ahh Jane Birkin...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I remember the red triangle in the corner indicating it was way past my bedtime
thems were the days
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:46, archived)
# you are all teh gayers!
she's stupid and annoying and yes does have an odd nose

but a man in drag?????????????

you must all know some pretty men
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I do
: )
(Pachey, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:39, archived)
# fair point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:43, archived)
# bit skinny for my liking, but still.. hubba hubba!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 12:44, archived)