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# Connor!
Remember your picture of the person chucking up Skittles?
IT'S TRUE! I ate some jelly beans early this morning, but then I coughed rather violently about an hour later. The pretties!
Edit: Oooh, the top one would make lovely wrapping paper.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# I love you carol, you know this
but do you talk as much as you type?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# I don't know.
I don't really listen to myself talking.
Which probably answers your question, really.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# *kiss*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Awww... you're lovely.
Come 'round to mine some time.
I'll make you a cuppa and we can watch my Chitty Bang DVD together.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# It's a date!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Take it from me,
she does!

And very endearing it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# apart from when she calls you a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# well true,
but then she never just calls me a cunt, it's usually more along the lines of "that fucking cunt Ptolemy's a fucking cunting fuck and I'm never letting him near my Mini the fucking cunt oh and I was thinking of wearing a beret to the next bash but not if that fucking cunting fuck Ptolemy's fucking going..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I've gone off the beret idea, I think.
It was a late-night lemsip-induced whim.
Everyone must be vetted to get in my car, ever since Yeknom stepped dogshit into it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# It's how I say it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# haha
if only you could do it on cue... in front of people
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# I was tempted with a photo... but I thought this would be too low, even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)