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# reeeaaally bored,
please overlook the realness. im outta hummus, knackered an' a bit pissed.


clickit for bigger


clicky here for my DA gallery

and with that, im off to beddy byes!

night all!!!!

edit: and i want to see you aall looking suitably manly again tommorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# what a wonderful picture,
it's really close up.
and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# this
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# i'll have you know that macro-photography is a highly skilled art form.
i'm having evening classes in it.

SEMINAR 1 - How To Get Very Close to Things
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# Seminar 2 - How to press the button
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Seminar 3 - How to upload it onto your PC.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Seminar 4 - What to say to people who make fun of your art.
This person hasn't got that far into the course yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Seminar 5 -
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Seminar 6 - Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# You FAILED.
you forgot to add a white background.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# righto cheers cunts!
wasnt gonna bother replyin' but your mum egged me into it. i really couldnt give toss what you all think of it, its art, thats the point.
i posted it because i have every right to. i wouldnt slag off something that someone else was proud of, and therefore im obviously a better, nicer and larger hung* man than yourself.

night all!

*once again, on your mothers opinion anyway, but i wouldnt say she counts
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# Before you go
could you tell me what it's a close up of?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# we're so cliquey.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# it's ART,
that's why it's so close up,
you uncultured moron.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# and he definitely hasn't been to the seminar.
they tell you how not to make an even bigger cunt of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# being larger hung than me isn't saying much.
HAH TAKE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# you and your microcock.
whatever will it get up to next?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# oh microcock, when will you learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# IT'S NACHO CHEESE, BABY
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# USE YOUR SLEEPING BAG, BOFFIN!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# yes sir
i'm ugandan
and i live in u-gan-da
i'm ugandan
i'm ugandan

ALL NIGHT LONNNNNNNNNNG.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# i am goblin.
i am goblin.
i am goblin.
i am goblin.
i am goblin.
i am goblin.
i am goblin i am goblin i am goblin.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# my shoe, on the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Look,
we've all been talking and we all agree,
and i was the one who has been nominated to tell you,
but red
really isn't your colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# I know
I just want to hurt your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# that's my fucking job
and don't you forget it
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# black is slimming, apparently.
i'm not sure it'll be enough, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# really close up picture off your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# taken from a BILLION MILES AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# oh, you utter shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# NIPPLES!
who are those frighteningly attractive persons?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# double whammy
www.4rthur.com/board/2031538

(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# oh christ.
IT'S SEXY TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:10, archived)
# ooooooooh yeh.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I AM MARWOOD.
and on that unsavoury note, BED.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha!
yay for twats!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# i don't know what you're banging on about.
you love the minge.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Please, call it a mimsy
I just think it's a funnier word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# it's a minge in her case.
it's got fucking TEETH.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# in that case
continue.

*hides from the fanny fangs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 10 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# NSFW
www.ihatemrbongo.com/youaregay/showcounter.asp?this=spanky.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)