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# the large woman would think it funny if i hit my palm against her belly
but then i'd go into extreme detail in describing the way it ripples throughout the rest of her fat, fat body.

good thing they can't run fast. or run at all, for that matter.

/is feeling particularly mean tonight
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:10, archived)
# Ah come on
Curvy women are nice as hell. I can't stand skinny women. I had 2 ex girlfriends who weren't exactly slim but they weren't exactly fat. I'm not showing anyone pics but if you saw them I'm sure you'd see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:17, archived)
# haha i was referring to the kind of woman in the initial picture... 300 pounders, you know.
and women can be perfectly curvy without having much weight at all, but then those are the kinds of women that lads like us read about in magazines and rarely get much closer.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:21, archived)
# Or marry
;)
(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:29, archived)
# arf
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:31, archived)
# Hahaha
ah I know what you mean. What I mean't was those girls were large-ish but not the sort to break beds or sink ships etc hehe. I'm talking cute as a button and...well etc etc. Basically nothing like above ;)
Besides, I don't have time for the "fancy" curvy women who appear on mags and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:30, archived)
# you had me at "sink ships"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
but you have to wonder what some of those fat women do gravitationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:34, archived)
# you wonder how the tide works
it's really just a great 400 pound cunt who bounces between continents, takes about a month to make the trip each way.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:36, archived)
# There goes the joke
about a load of fat women on a plane...that I still have no punchline for obviously hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:39, archived)
# A very large woman sat down in a bus
in the seat next to her was a young man in a suit and tie.
three elderly ladies were standing near them, feebly clutching the ceiling bar.

"If you were a gentleman," said the woman, "you'd get up and let one of them sit down."

"If you were a lady," the man responded, "you'd get up and let all three of them sit down."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I can't match that I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:48, archived)
# haha it's a rather mild joke, learned it when i was a wee lad but hadn't the foggiest what it meant then
i'm rather pleased to have remembered it, though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got mates who can come off with the sickest jokes you can think of..yet I hadn't heard that one hehe. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 7:54, archived)
# Cuddly girls are usually very nice, friendly and talkative....
...but there's this girl who works in a shop in my village, she's the most gorgeous, perfect looking girl I have EVER seen. Yes, I have no doubt about this, and her personality matches! She will actually talk to you, laugh at your jokes and smile constantly. Usually, attractive girls are right stuck up tarts. Not this one.

She's one in a million, really.

I think about her a lot of the time. I'm not ashamed of this, she makes me feel younger again.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 15 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)