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# I say, no it's not.
 
..but then again, I'm thinking of making a t-shirt that reads, 'I'm a lover not a stalker'.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# alas, womankind as a whole has blurred the line between romance and stalking
a girl would say "i wish some guy would serenade me at my window and sweep me off my feet" but then if someone actually did that she'd speed-dial the police
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# foolish girl.
if i had a hypno-loveslave, i'd have him do my evil bidding and rule the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:25, archived)
# i just did a fart that smelt like cheshire sheese
how culd anyone resist me...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# nothing is more irresistible than ass-curds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)