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# i hope she goes for it.
put an aubergine in your pants to impress her.

in the front, not the back.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)
# pffft
oldest joke in the book yet still made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# heh.
i used to tell that to wee tots when i had them about, made me popular with all the moms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# "alright kids, what starts with C, ends in T, is round, hairy and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"COCONUT!"
"well done dears"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# how rude!
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# "what goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
"BUBBLE GUM!"
"these kids are great!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# q) whats pink and hard?

a) pig with a knife..
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# If she's disappointed after
it's her fault for being greedy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# i'm more of a marrow man
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)
# but of course...
...if she's ecstatic, she may have a vegetable fetish and leave him crying in his beer while she runs off home to violate herself.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jan 2006, 3:33, archived)