
.. he has a robin reliant these days
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:49,
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TJ
some of the questions on this item make for entertaining reading
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4603798888
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:50,
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some of the questions on this item make for entertaining reading
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4603798888

It will cost £100 to have it taken to the scrapper...
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52,
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a lemon entry, my dear watson
???
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:59,
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???

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night.
Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.
Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.
"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?"
Dr Watson gasps.
Sherlock smiles and replies."It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:07,
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Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.
Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.
"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?"
Dr Watson gasps.
Sherlock smiles and replies."It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".

i remember a different version that went on a bit and ended with them going to the kitchen and holmes taking out the lemon curd...
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:38,
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fucking comfortable car....
and thats it.
he might want to add,
power steering will fail
gearbox linkage will break leaving you with no gears (in my case 2 miles up a remote mountainside)
door locks/handles will break (although I think he already knows this)
brake pads may weld themselves to the discs
front windscreen will crack/shatter for no reason
clutch will fail 2 days after you repair the gearbox
fuse box will melt
starter motor will fall off
water pump will fail at motorway speeds (if you ever get there)
etc etc....
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:57,
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and thats it.
he might want to add,
power steering will fail
gearbox linkage will break leaving you with no gears (in my case 2 miles up a remote mountainside)
door locks/handles will break (although I think he already knows this)
brake pads may weld themselves to the discs
front windscreen will crack/shatter for no reason
clutch will fail 2 days after you repair the gearbox
fuse box will melt
starter motor will fall off
water pump will fail at motorway speeds (if you ever get there)
etc etc....

and had no trouble with it. I'm amused with the way he managed to answer all the questions though
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Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:59,
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