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# He got a big face.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:48, archived)
# but i still want his car
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# I'm sure he'll let you have it for £100..
.. he has a robin reliant these days
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# can it talk
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# possibly..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# there is only one mc
mcmc
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Blue Cat Mumps
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# sugar
lumps, sugar lumps sugar lumps sugar lumps
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Oh Mr Harry, why his face so big?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:49, archived)
# oops
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# Eh what?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:13, archived)
# he has indeed
TJ
some of the questions on this item make for entertaining reading
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4603798888
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:50, archived)
# WHO THE FUCK PAID £51 FOR THAT??
It will cost £100 to have it taken to the scrapper...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# At a guess,
i'd say welshphill1000
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:54, archived)
# You are Sherlock Holmes
AICMFP
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:55, archived)
# does anyone remember the joke that ends
a lemon entry, my dear watson

???

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# pfft
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are lying in bed one night.
Sherlock runs off to the kitchen and comes back with a jar of lemon curd.
Quickly he turns Dr Watson over onto his knees and starts smearing it around his bum.
"Sherlock,what the hell are you doing?"
Dr Watson gasps.
Sherlock smiles and replies."It's a lemon entry my dear Watson".
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:07, archived)
# hahahaha
i remember a different version that went on a bit and ended with them going to the kitchen and holmes taking out the lemon curd...

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:38, archived)
# a 21?
fucking comfortable car....



and thats it.

he might want to add,

power steering will fail
gearbox linkage will break leaving you with no gears (in my case 2 miles up a remote mountainside)
door locks/handles will break (although I think he already knows this)
brake pads may weld themselves to the discs
front windscreen will crack/shatter for no reason
clutch will fail 2 days after you repair the gearbox
fuse box will melt
starter motor will fall off
water pump will fail at motorway speeds (if you ever get there)
etc etc....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:57, archived)
# I had an ancient 19
and had no trouble with it. I'm amused with the way he managed to answer all the questions though
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:59, archived)
# He looks like a chipmunk.

TJ: When did the

o it's my b3ta birthday in [...] days

bit appear on our profiles?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:51, archived)
# He has enough face for five people
the greedy fool
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# haha
so true
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# yay for the hoff
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:52, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:53, archived)