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# yeah - he's really quite sweet - doesnt act 15 either
his family gave him up after 15 years cos they were having a baby!??!? how do you get rid of a cat after 15 years!? mental
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# put it in a bag and throw it in a river
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# that wasnt predictable :)
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# it can get eaten by a whale!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hahah
whales could do with the protein
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *spuffs in the thames*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# you and the rest of the male London population
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# you should bottle it and market it as "lemony's special proteiny plankton".
god, i'm glad they got a greasemonkey thing sorted out for this place. i was finding it all a little bit confusing last night.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# i keep pressing tab the wrong number of times and ending up in the wrong place
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# it has made me realise that, at least at this time of the day
this place doesn't move much quicker than the old place does/used to.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# it goes in bursts
is munkt0n away at the moment or something? the board-quake seems ominously protracted
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# the hard drive on the database has died, i think.
they're attempting resuscitation as we speak, i should think.

i'm quite happy on here, so i have no great opinion on the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yes, but it's screwed up my browsing habits
i hit the 4rthur button when i'm bored without even thinking about it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# i've still got it set as m home page.
which is pretty fucking annoying.

i should probably change that.

*changes it*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'm thinking
you'd have to be a cunt to do that. Are cats bad for babies or something!?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# If the cat eats the baby then yes
either that, or the baby had a severe cat allergy.
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# no idea....
i was shocked
we also found out they get lots of old cats handed in with the request to have them put down.

why?

cos the owner died and the son or daughter dont want to look after them anymore..... cu*ts
(Ush, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I had a cat when my parent had my sister
It tried to smother her due to jealousy. And we had to get rid of it eventually.

We still have the cat though
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# you should have your own show...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# that is a bad idea on so many levels that i can't even begin to
list them.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# i think the church should be turned into the inspiration for a hit tv sit-com
Butterflies for the 21sty century
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# they've got three months of us left.
i personally think that i should audition the next person to move in.

i solemnly swear to choose the spackiest fucktard that i can find.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# bastards
"sorry mate, here's your P45"
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 21 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)