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# A lot of daytimers
are here.
I saw Dr Phil.
I did...it also seems to be ladies night.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:20, archived)
# they
must have heard you were here...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:21, archived)
# Why of course
how could I not realise.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:24, archived)
# thank god
you're not going to the christmas party, or none of us normal guys would get a look in!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:26, archived)
# You still won't
all the ladies will sit around looking forlourn and wistful.
I suggest you make a Bovine mask.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:28, archived)
# the mask won't work
without the personality and charisma behind it though - I've already tried
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)
# me too
but u have to keep it on
otherwise they go away :(
(Alpen, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:33, archived)
# You can fake that,
just say the occasional stupid thing or sarcastic comment, and make references to breasts and crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:33, archived)
# what a loverly pair
of chipalatas
(Alpen, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:35, archived)
# blimey
you should write a book on seduction tips. illustrated obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# Like a
'What Ladies Love' type thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:39, archived)
# I was thinking
"how to hypnotise chicks" but whatever works for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# yeah that is a *really* good idea
Eat more crisps! I'm the handsomest bloke on the board.

crikey I never realised it was so easy being bovine! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# Keep mentioning
The Trombone Voodoo Quartet and other things that I go on about.
Ladies love all that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:44, archived)
# Do we get free drinks
and the opportunity to be chatted up by sinister balding men?

I'm missing (literally) in the day time due to a week's beautiful escape from work.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# I've never seen
Colin on B3TA so I think you are safe.
(metamatic, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)
# the only thing I'm missing
is our lovely adsl connection. Mine is very very arse.

And it kinda describes Steve as well....

[edit] and of course yourself
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:34, archived)
# Was he a
little rough this morning?
(metamatic, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:37, archived)
# only cos he hadn't shaved....
fnar
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Tomorrow is the
day I don't shave.
(metamatic, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:39, archived)
# Facinating
anyway, I'm off - getting up mid afternoon is bloody knackering.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:40, archived)
# I used to find that too
Or maybe it was the excessive masturbation that went with it that left me feeling worn out.
(metamatic, Thu 12 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)