I'm going to shave you
then dip you in glue and cover you with wool shavings and sell you to a kiwi interweb dating site!
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Ratsta,
Tue 24 Jan 2006, 1:52,
archived)
You'd have to
tape it up first or it'd split
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CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect,
Tue 24 Jan 2006, 1:57,
archived)