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# from the inbox - made me smile
Like women, the moon works on a four-week cycle. This means you can use the phases of the moon to predict what mood the lady in your life will be in when you get home in the evening. For me, Danger Week is when there's a half moon waning.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# er...
oh

kay


I read "moon walks"

need

sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Invaluable.
Should you draw any conclusions if Danger Week coincides with a full moon?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# You may be dating a werewolf?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Werewolves are horny bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# zombie chicks on the other hand,
you should steer well clear of.

I think I'll go have sex with a unicorn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# Oh, I like 'em hairy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:17, archived)
# I actually prefer a shaved werewolf.
wearing nipple tassels.

and a pony plug.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# you're fucked?
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# DEFINITELY!
I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! greyarm ¬, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# Statistically
1/4 of all women should fall under that category, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# Statistically
1/4 of women are nasty cows...

Usually the bottom-left quarter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# STEAK!!!
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# With big teeth
and inverted nipplies. Zoiks!
(I helped save b3ta! greyarm ¬, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:09, archived)
# MOTHERFUCKER.
www.b3ta.com/board/5587807
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 4:08, archived)
# heh...
that's no moon.
It's a menstruation!
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 2:07, archived)