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# jesus christ
no offence, Mr.Lion but that pic is just a bit too disturbing :/
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# It was inspired a while ago by me having a heavy nosebleed in the shower, but i had shampoo in my eyes so i couldn't see it dripping down me
I stepped out of the shower, wiped my eyes with a towel, looked down and saw I was drenched in blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# That's almost sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# It's not sexy, I didn't say "flaps" once.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# pfft
true true
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# I did that once
whilst having a shave when I was half asleep..

was using one of those lubricating strip razors, "over lubed" me moustache bit, razor slipped, and I managed to take half my nose off, and the blood didn`t stop for about 3 hours

ended up having to phone into work sick :/
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# be very careful
what you say about my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# oh I wouldn`t worry
it looks like somebody has beaten the shit out of her and left her to meet her maker
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# much like
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(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# erm..... Is this suicide girls or vampire sluts?


what the flying fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# it's gratuitious yeknom repost time
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# NSFW!

I think this is a whole new class of NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# new class?
I made theese two about this time last year
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# I'll go look at CNN for a few minutes then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# i thought
those photos were being used as evidence against me..how did you get hold of them...
(fuztownsend, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# awwww
she's sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# yes
it was me wot diddit

so be careful
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)