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[challenge entry] crass, but it's late here

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(Man in Japan, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:34, archived)
# Coffee
and biscuit over monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:35, archived)
# ooh watch it
You'll have St.Boab on your tail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:37, archived)
# or possibly
all over your boink.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:39, archived)
# fuck ye
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:43, archived)
# Reminds me of the old Topic choccy bar joke:
Whats brown and chewy, and full of hazelnuts?

Sqirrel shit.
(thediscokingpin, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:38, archived)
# Bridge over Troubled Spam
incidentally.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:44, archived)
# love that
I can't eat bran flakes for a similar reason - when we were little my sister had a big scab on her knee and told me that she was going to plant it in the box when I wasn't looking
(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Fri 13 Dec 2002, 13:40, archived)