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# quickest, dirtiest


ugh, teh optimusation gheyed.
(deathbyfeedback, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:38, archived)
# hehehe
omg!

have some genital bisection

NSFW! encyc.bmezine.com/?genital_bisection NSFW!

*throws up*

*and again*

sorry to anyone who clicked that link

And how about some anal stetching as well

NSFW! risks.bmezine.com/?Anal_Stretching NSFW!

The index of all this nasty shit can be found here: risks.bmezine.com/?cmd=tope
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:45, archived)
# hahahaha
*laugh*

/evil
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:46, archived)
# er
why? why would someone do that? I don't understand.
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# don't knock it until you've tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:48, archived)
# *grows penis*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Remember to make sure it's situated in a shaded place
and gets plenty of water.
(checkers, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# woo for anal stretching!
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)
# I'm not clicking that......
I'm not...



damn.


*looks*



*ponders*

takes all sorts I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)
# T H A N K S !
my life is now complete.
(deathbyfeedback, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Oh god, it's green!
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)
# The guide to goatse!
*fears that it'll spread now*
(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# hmmm other tasty things on there include
anal piercing, Subincision, Genital Beading, and scrotal removal. Yes, scrotal removal. With pictures and everything. Sexy.
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
# And then there's
the Showerhead Effect.

For fucks sake, who the hell would do any of that?

That subincision thing looks particularly nasty.
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I personally think genital beading
looks like fun. If I had a penis.

Damn.
(The Disillusioned Starburst, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Miiiiiist-All-Fucking-Chrighty
It's the names that get me

"Buttplug anal capture"

"Cheese-cutter effect"

"Burdizzo"

"Incredible lil"



Excuse me while I go and throw up
(Quantum Sheep was going to type something clever here...but...oh, Thu 9 Feb 2006, 20:57, archived)
# ah..
quote:

"The Vatican says the right to freedom of expression does not imply the right to offend religious beliefs."

Ok... thats us fucked then..

anybody got any marshmallows or toasting forks? I think we might need them....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Fuck the vatican
they're all paedos anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)
# ah... yes but....
they might like that.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 4 Feb 2006, 19:04, archived)