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# i'm thinking of making a little serial for my own amusement, involving this kid and his yoyo

and suggestions for situations?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:07, archived)
# looks like he has anal herpes
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)
# he can be anal herpes boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)
# He pulls at his arsehole so hard it pulls his feet up into his body slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Helping an old lady across the r...
Sexy nuns!
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:08, archived)
# Accidentally strangling an orphan
then trying to hide the body.
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:10, archived)
# also a good idea :)
but i think it'll have to be sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:15, archived)
#
and autoerotic asphyxiation?
(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:16, archived)
# *comes*
*goes*
(jesushairdresser minges, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Molesting waterfowl
while dressed as an aligator
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 0:14, archived)
# He could do a trick with the yo-yo
and then tell everyone how he thought the trick was the best thing ever and they'd be all like "no way" and he'd be like "fraid so" and then something funny would happen.

Or poison. Something with poison.
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 1:08, archived)