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# E45 is
not a lubricant.

Unless it is a pun and you mean MDMA, in which case you'd love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:19, archived)
# It IS a lubricant!
Try opening a jar of honey with your hands covered in the stuff!

You frickin' pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:20, archived)
# KY might be
but E45 is an emollllllllllient.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:21, archived)
# any moisturise works as a lubricant
and on the topic - don't use WD40

also - you just wanted to use the word 'emolient' - didn't you? Hmm? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:22, archived)
# or deep heat for that matter........
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Have you heard the technique for being doubly sure about a condom if you are fucking a bird who might have AIDS?
Put a condom on, cover it in deep heat, then put another condom over the top. If either splits, you'll soon know about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:28, archived)
# errr
just don't fuck her!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# That's discrimination
which is bad and illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Very good
*has had ralgex on his testicles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# theres
nothing quite like that 'sweet jesus why in god's name did i ever try that?????' feeling when you put deep heat somewhere sensitive
(Pigpen was 'ere on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Or teatree Original Source stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:32, archived)
# the mint shampoo is fucking lethal
I couldn't open my eyes for an hour after using it
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)
# By god it gets you clean though
In a similar way to domestos.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:38, archived)
# A lubricant is anything that lubricates regardless of wether it was designed to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Any chance
that your cold is Aids?
(Mazrim, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:23, archived)
# have you noticed
nobody ever has a good cold, only a bad cold. Its because everybody is gay
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Taking magic mushrooms
can feel like you've got a "good" cold
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:29, archived)
# the onlt ime I ever did mushrooms
was my 23rd birthday - I did 400 (I didn't know!)

I can quite categorically say that I shall never do do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:31, archived)
# I tried to tape my own mouth shut once because my incessant talking was irritating me so much.
James took about 1500 over the course of a single weekend once.

Of course his heart did stop and he had to be defierulatificated four times, so . . .

*Seems to remember having some in a tin somewhere years ago*

*wonders where they might be and whether 'shrooms 'go off'?*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 12:35, archived)