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# how classy! Nike emblazened on his coffin!
I also find irony in the words...
'...their final respects to the POPULAR 18-year-old, who was STABBED TO DEATH in Brecknock...'

...Obviously not popular enough it would seem


EDIT EDIT: BEST LINE EVER!!!!!
Ms Taylor read racy sections from a love letter Tommy had sent her.
It said: “I would miss your sexy legs when you wear a skirt, I would also miss your big, fat tits!”
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Only good chav's a dead chav.



(hell)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I would miss your sexy legs when you wear a skirt, I would also miss your big, fat tits!”

The lad has a way with words...

EDIT: GAH MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:38, archived)
# What a charmer, eh?
I'd like to shoot any person who thought it was OK to go to a funeral in a hoody.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Brilliant!
Then all their mates would turn up to their funeral in hoodies and you could get them too, then all their mates for their funeral!

Fantastic. You could just sit outside the cemetery with a machine gun and gradually get rid of the lot of them.

Do you have a sponsorship form for this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I don't, but I'm begining to think I should get one.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:06, archived)
# *sponsors 50p per chav*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
who says romance is dead
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)