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# um....

toaster?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Bah!
You win!

Just wait till I get my blender, then you're in for it!
(I helped save b3ta! blueNine Bees with Knees, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:41, archived)
# consider it pulled
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love the way ducks fly. It always looks so intense.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:47, archived)
# They don't fly around here
Cocking tourists just feed them chips so they just sit and wait. Fair play to them I say
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Absolutely!
If I could live my life sitting on the riverbank eating chips with all the other ducks, I'd die a happy....duck.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:52, archived)
# You have to dodge the swans
They are real bastards. Chased me the last time I went for a walk along the bank
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Swans are viscious to the max.
When I worked at the safari park we had them, big giant white things that would come and fight us for our lunch.

Oooh, and once a duckling stole a cigarette out of my hand and tried to swallow it, silly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Safari park eh?
At least that's semi captivty. Here the council put signs along the canal bank saying proceed at your peril, or something. One day I'll get past that nesting site never to return. I'll be having tea with the dragons on the other side, now they are nice creatures
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Wow.
Take electric pokers and lots of body armour. You're a warrior, Squire.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Erm, warrior? Yes, that's what I am
All brave and that*



*actually scared of moths
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Then that makes you even more of a warrior for braving the swans.
It all makes 100% of sense in my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I am, as always, your humble servant
*bows head*

Your majesty
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Toaster?
I hardly know her...
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 14:54, archived)