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[challenge entry] seasonal greetings to ye all

From the What your pets do when no one is watching challenge. See all 306 entries (closed)

(wingpig b, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Christmas animals
is one of those things that b3tans do best.
(_, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:41, archived)
# I'm feeling all christmassy,
We've just put our tree up and I am currently listening to Dean Martin sing White Christmas.

Who's for a christmas kiss?

*dangles mistletoe*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:43, archived)
# nope
I'm only kissing one man this christmas!
WOO!
and it's not you sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:44, archived)
# I don't expect to kiss any men.
not even Bovine.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Its just an
innocent christmas kiss.
No tongues and no saliva...well, not that much, only a smidgeon to moisten my full pouting lips.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:51, archived)
# heurgh heurgh heurgh...
you said "moisten".

and "pouting".
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:52, archived)
# And I used them
in the conjuction with the word 'full'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:54, archived)
# you pervert.
there's laws against that, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 22:00, archived)
# hey
a/s/l
wot r youre wearing
(_, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:45, archived)
# how big is yr mistletoe?
u got a webcam? I have pics on profile.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:49, archived)
# oh,
so you can't get your imaginary girlfriend to kiss you then? Funny that. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:45, archived)
# I can,
I just like to spread my love around!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:49, archived)
# no thanks!
not tonite
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:51, archived)
# You know you
love it.

*kissy wissy*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:53, archived)
# save it for thursday!
I'm sure you will get lots then
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Sadly
I am not going to the Bash.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:56, archived)
# damn...
no bovine snogging for us then.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:58, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooo
it's can't be
*snif*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 21:59, archived)
# part timer
im not going either...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 16 Dec 2002, 22:01, archived)