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# THAT'S A POWERFUL SCARY FACE!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i ahve a serious question, if you were in a field and burnt your finger
and there was no water around, but a small mammal, would i tbe acceptable to stick your finger up it's bum to cool off your finger and lessen the damage of the burn?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# mammals are warm blooded
you should find a grass snake to finger
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# no, but you could eat him for lunch
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# i think a beaver would be acceptable
it also has the advantage of being aquatic and therefore wet
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# perfectly
nfact, I would recommend sticking your hand up a squirrels arse prior to burning it, squirrels are mother nature's oven gloves
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ahahahaha!
brilliant!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)