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# The Duke of Prunes is snowed in

Today, I'm having a pyramid of pork pies and a tray full of samosas depicting the Scottish flag all washed down with 2 litres of Irn Bru and three cups of refreshing tea. What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# crispy chicken and cheddar mash
no chips, or mustard
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:29, archived)
# needs more detail
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# oh, okay, fuckit
I will add some mayo, and wash it down with a super double mug of tea, and 2 lemsip max flu capsules
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# ‘A fantasy flannel and a silver kingfisher!’
refracts Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# The Brawest of flannels and the crunchiest of kingfishers
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# wow
44000 postes well done
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Bah!
I never noticed . . . Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:07, archived)
# mystery lunch
as I'm being taken out somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Excellent! Make sure chips are involved
taken out by a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# yes indeed
one of my bestest friends :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# just good friends eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# yup, fraid so
no gossip on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# go on,
if she's taking you out to lunch, she must like you, you're halfway there
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *gossips away*
enjoy your mystery ingredients
(gianthead, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hullo MrH
I'm having tseco value canned curry + tesco value rice
followed by double gloucester cheese with chives&onions on cream crackers
plus a tiny helping of treacle tart
(gianthead, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# That's a really shit lunch
Sorry, but it had to be said.
(Cheese and crackers and treacle tart are ok)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# it's a tesco value lunch
except the cheese which comes from a special cheesery and is amazing
I also added loads of garlic, pepper and garam masala to the curry
(gianthead, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:53, archived)
# breakfast

/edit: it's now 13:33 here, and I'm off to fetch some
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# ^^this
3 weetabix and loads of milk
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# you live in a kerazzey part of the world
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# a jar of air
and a packet of no time for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Have noodles with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# awww
raid the crisp machine!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# but time to post on b3ta?
tsk tsk... go and eat some lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Not sure today
maybe a selection of penny chews
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
put two cola bottles and one blackjack in your mouth together
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# blackjacks? you sick bastard
Fruit Salads are better
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# maybe in your half of the planet
but we're men up here
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# You're about as manly as les dennis if you eat blackjacks
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Pah!
not even Arnie has cola bottles AND blackjacks
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# i think that proves my point
I bet DCI Gene Hunt eats Fruit Salads
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# steven seagull has them flying saucer things
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I couldn't agree more
I almost said I was having Fruit Salads, but I didn't want people to think I was having a healthy fruit salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Have
McCowans Highland Toffee
with that
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# but it's IMPOSSIBLE to eat.
you spend about an hour trying to get the wrapper off...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I have Moffat toffee
which is superior!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# blackjacks are the best.
fruit salads are boring AND gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# I'm not so insecure in my sexuality that I have to indugle in pointless acts of bravado
Like Batman
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *indugles*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# for lunch today I am having
Green pesto pasta with cheese and tomato, a strawberry innocent smoothie and a pack of bombay mix. washed down with fags, which I will be giving up shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Braw!
take up a pipe instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# great idea puke!
then I'll look hip AND wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# It is hip to be square

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:56, archived)
# THAT'S A POWERFUL SCARY FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# i ahve a serious question, if you were in a field and burnt your finger
and there was no water around, but a small mammal, would i tbe acceptable to stick your finger up it's bum to cool off your finger and lessen the damage of the burn?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# mammals are warm blooded
you should find a grass snake to finger
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# no, but you could eat him for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# i think a beaver would be acceptable
it also has the advantage of being aquatic and therefore wet
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# perfectly
nfact, I would recommend sticking your hand up a squirrels arse prior to burning it, squirrels are mother nature's oven gloves
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# ahahahaha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# a salad of soggy lettuce and some goulasch.
The goulasch was quite yummy.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:31, archived)
# swap the salad for fat chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# might be a bit messy to do now,
seeing as I've already finished lunch.
(norumbegan, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# yay facts!
I had a breaded fillet of fish,
with potato salad and sour cream.
washed down with spezi

and a pretzel
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
That's a nice foreign lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Apple Bake
followed by some more Apple Bake
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Have cake, cake, giant snake
with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Beef and Ale Pie
made with
Suet crust pastry.
Mashed Potatoes
Savoy Cabbage
Spinach

Strawberries and Nectarines

Glass or two of Chilean Carmeniere

Then off to the pub
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:32, archived)
# all of that sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# It is damned good
Organic Welsh Beef
Brakespear's Triple Ale
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ^this is braw
have a pint or 2
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Suet crust pastry is the tits
end of story. Spinach should never be put in the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# But I really like
Spinach.
Suet Crust is my favourite pastry.
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# 3 pieces of toast with 6 rashers of bacon :)

washed down with a huge glass of milk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# an excellent lunch
have brown sauce with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# like the sound of the patriotic samosas
i've just scarfed chille con carne, it was light on the chilli but heavy on the garlic and was mucho yum
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
I hope you had rice AND chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# fraid not
lllarry's getting lllargger, it's cut down my food or buy a whole new wardrobe of clothes
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Biscuit...
Bovril and Skippy Crunchy Peanut Butter sandwiches. Apple.
(I helped save b3ta! TheCockwellInn, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:33, archived)
# That's an acceptable lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Proper Bovril ?
It's getting hard to get hold of now, most supermarkets only sell the Veggie version which is really just Marmite.
Bah !
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# That's cos they don't make Bovril with boiled down cow trimmings now
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# They do
It's just that no-one seems to stock it any more.
www.unilever.co.uk/ourbrands/foods/bovril.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:05, archived)
# not according to this they don't
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/staffordshire/4023239.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Bovril Original
Is the one still made of rendered down cows noses.
Unilever are Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:16, archived)
# .
Piss Pie and Shit Cake.
(Andropov, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Mmmm!
Have it fanny battered
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Will do Sir!
(Andropov, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I am having
A Zinger Tower Burger

2 Hot Wings

Lots of "Fries"

A pot of beans

A Sprite

Fellslikeanafricanamericannowwheresmyhotsauces redsushi!

Edit: I shall also be arranging a trip to New York for work which will be completely free! Double Facking Whammytastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Can I come?
I need to replace something of the misses I broke... It was bought in NY
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Do you work in the Project Managment
department of my company?

What name shall I put on teh ticket?

Mr or Mrs NOWIMBOARD?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw! eat them in the window
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Today I will have
Some vegetable ravioli type stuff, some rocket salad stuff and some grapefruit juice...erm...stuff. For pudding I will be shouting along with Leatherface, Sunderland's finest. RAAAAAAARGH
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:34, archived)
# that's ok, but it needs meat or at least cheese
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I have cheddar!
How remiss of me
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# a filthy mcdonalds
probably a soggy big mac and soggy chips

haven't had one in a while
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# If you're lucky,
They will be Buy One Get One Free if your McDonalds is one of those special ones that is participating!

Huzzah for a 2 Big Mac lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Barf!
The stench of rotten fat is not food!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# ^this
McDonalds are evil. There's nothing worse than being stuck on the train next to some fat gimp eating fries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Being stuck in some shithole
town centre (Ilford springs to mind) early in the morning, starving hungry and the only food place open is McDonalds.
Is much worse.
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I used to live in a place like that, and would rather go hungry
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Likewise
Fortunately these days nearly everywhere has a Wetherspoons that opens at 9am for breakfast
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)
# You should go to Lincolnshire for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yay!
I am at home for lunch today with the lurgey, which has enabled me to surpass my normally sandwichy offerings.
My lovely housemate has left me some "Thai Noodley Whatsit", which is Thai noodles in a spicey, coconutty soup with chestnut mushrooms, artichoke hearts, and sweetcorn. It's a bit like a vegetarian laksa, and is very tasty. To drink, I have a mug of hot Ribena, and to follow I may have some grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:35, archived)
# wow
^ that gets my vote for lunch of the day. Sounds bloody marvellous from where I'm sitting!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I'd forgotten how absolutely fantastic hot Ribena is
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# It's wonderful, I love it
Then again, I also quite like Ribena milkshakes. This no doubt does absolutely nothing to dispel theories about my general weirdness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Hmmmm *eyes up blender*
banana, nutella and milk makes an ace milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I always find the milk
in particular is a good ingredient...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Are you a veggie?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# No, but the housemate who made it is
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:40, archived)
# An excellent lunch
healing porridge may help
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I had porridge for breakfast
with lashings of sugar and milk
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yay! I'm feeling better already!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
A well deserved award!

edit: ha ha - mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I'm having a wonderful lunch out at my favourite eating place
I'll be going for sausages, bubble and squeak, mash, gravey and roasted cheese for desert. I'm being accompanied by the sexiest girly in head office, who I haven't seen since the works christmas party, which I can't remember past 9pm. Yee Haa!
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw!
I want your lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# If you can make it to London in the next 10 minutes, you're
welcome to come and watch me drool and speak like a mong for 2 hours. She is teh sexy lady, and makes me go all spazzy looking at her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# A trip to the garage
to get my cocking brakes fixed.

I bought a tesco sandwich today, which i ate around 11, and it was full of lies!

Should've been BLT, prawn mayo and cheese and ham. there was no cheese in the cheese and ham, and the bacon in my BLT was chicken.

havingabaddays 4dam
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I bought one of those once.
That too was lies.

The cheese and ham was full of prawns with mayonaise, the BLT was ham and cheese and worst of all what I expected to be prawns was full of bacon and salad.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
Tesco are lying scumbags!

*boycots*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# What's that then?
Beating up your wife and throwing her down the stairs?

*Flintoffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Lie sandwiches are totally un-Braw!
Have some chips as soon as possible
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# I saved the chicken/blt
one, and shall be taking it back for a new sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Tin of mushroom soup and some tea
Because anything else takes too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:37, archived)
# At least dunk something in the soup
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:47, archived)
# FRIED HEN AND CHIPS
Washed down with two and twenty quarts of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# That's just the right amount of quarts
to go with fried hen and chips
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Pizzahut!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# the whole hut?
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Braw!
no pineapple, though
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# pork & leek susages
with cheddar mash & red cabbage/red wine gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:38, archived)
# that sounds bloody lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Good quality sausages
I hope !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
needs more meat
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# WOO JUST IN TIME!
*shouty shouty*

Today I have HENIZ tomato soup witha bit of cream in, with two mini french bagets with oinion! Lots of tea or juice and another Cadburys cream egg to melt down and eat!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Melted creme egg sounds Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# fags and crisps
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:43, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# What flavour crisps and what flavour fags?
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# After spending £7.95 on an All Bar One superfoods warm chicken salad
I am now making my own. Ingredients (in no particular order) are chicken, onion, garlic, olive oil, rocket, spinach, watercress, yellow pepper, radishes, cherry tomatoes, butternut squash, broccoli, hass avacado, ready salted crisps, bread, butter and wholegrain mustard with Guinness.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:44, archived)
# crisps & Guinness are superfoods?
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Guinness is good for you*
*may not be 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# my local supermarket
just got bottle of guiness in and I have spent 2 evening trying to demolish a crate

/germany
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Braw!
That's a great shopping list
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I had most of that in anyway
I just bought the squash and the beer
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# i am having..
a tin of ravioli in tomato sauce, avec a peanut butter sandwich on extra thick granary bread for dipping.
followed by 5 milk chocolate hob nobs and a pint of milky instant coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:45, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I ate all my lunch
at around half past 10 :(

Might nip down to the bakery in the village though, they do fabulous bacon, brie and redcurrant jelly baguettes down there. Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Bacon and brie should get married they go together so well
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Tragically, they had sold out however
so I had to make do with a Cornish pastie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Braw!
got home just in time, I'm cooking two slices of black pudding, for rashers of bacon and two fried eggs which are going to be put in two rolls and then into my mouth and then my stomach all washed down with tea then maybe some pancakes and lime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Ooooh, that sounds splendid
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# The eggs are so free range that the shells are totally covered in bird shite.
grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:55, archived)
# we are still all learners
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# A Cheese Salad Roll
a youghurt, Belgian bun and one of these...
Tunnocks Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:51, archived)
# That's not big enough
have two Tunnock's lorries
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I would
but I'm trying to diet!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Supernoodles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Prepares for thumping MSG Headache.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Ale makes an excellent counteractant for MSG headache
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# macaroni
pesto, onions, mushrooms and courgette, WITH Chilli, topped with grated cheese and pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 12:54, archived)
# That sounds nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I'm having
Half a wild boar stuffed with garlic and red wine sauce as starter.
Three roasted goose with eight pumpkins marinated in pineapple juice.
One moon cheese on toast.
A burning bush with French dressing.
A black forest with a side of pine trees.

And a diet coke.
(duck Quack !, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Lunch =
Chips
Sausages
Cheese And Onion Pasty
No Jaffa Cakes
Ginger Beer
Cup Of Tea
Aniseed Balls
Anything Else I Can Find
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:14, archived)
#
a horrible Tuna Mayo and sweetcorn sandwich
ready salted French Fries
a Creme Egg
a bottle of Diet Coke

Rather poor lunch today I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)
# im having
Irish sour dough bread with a thick smothering of philladelphia, with slices of honey roast chicken, topped with mixed leaf salad dressed with maggies and mayonaise. Also with 2 packs of seabrookes, salt and vinegar and cheese and online and a pint of cherryade. Fucking yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)