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# this was in the newsletter/
Don't worry, they won't DNA test it, it'll cost hundreds.


/oh, links, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# That and the fact that
universities always threaten to do stuff that is not legally enforcable
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# I just know the cost of reagents + technician's time + admin
and you're looking at £200 +

Unis are for the most part nice, but there are some total cunts in admin.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# not only that
but wouldn't it be hard to find a pure sample? you'd have hair, skin flakes and all sorts of things in there with bits of DNA.
And after multiplying the DNA with PCR it would be impossible to tell which of the strains where from the semen....
well.. you could look at the highest percentages of DNA (as it should be the stuff from the semen)
with the aid of RT PCR, but that would be very expensive indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:49, archived)
# do you watch too much csi?
or are you involved in a course about this kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:02, archived)
# em
I'm educated me. I know how to do DNA analysis and all that jazz.
in sweden my profession is called Biomedical Analyst. I think you people have another name for it
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:28, archived)
# take a chunk of spunk
if there's a clear answer, hurrah! If that spunk is mixed spunk, however...

Paternity tests cost that much, as I understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 20:13, archived)
#
there would also be a human rights issue with enforcing students to provide a DNA sample with which to compare it against. assuming they dont already have students dna on file.

i think its some student who has got a temporary job in admin and nicked some uni headed paper
(I helped save b3ta! Ceteri, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 19:45, archived)