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# hey you!
I put that in the blog yesterday! Sounds disgusting tho. I read a thing last year sometime about scientists growing sheets of skin from the foreskins of circumscised babies. That wasn't too nice either. But, good use of old foreskins. I guess.
Kay - you drinking tea young lady? WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)
# Sorry
Only read it today - too busy knitting..
Tell me that's not true, about the foreskins..Please!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)
# s'ok :)
actually - I meant to ask you - it looks a bit like you scanned those socks in - did YOU knit them?
And that jumper - was it actual size?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:26, archived)
# I confess
I stole them from a naked sheep..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)
# here you go
not sheets unfortunately, just simple skin grafts
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:32, archived)
# ahhh...
they use babies foreskins, but the whole 'sheets' thing sounds like a bit of a lie... maybe this is closer to the truth
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:35, archived)
# Yuck
Still cringing. Do you know when they take skin grafts it's done with a huge potatoe peeler? Makes me squirm..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:34, archived)
# really?
You know when they take your tonsils out they do it with something like a cheese wire?
(got told that by a friend, just before i had mine out. Oh, and that when they were going to take out my adenoids, they'd hook em out thro my nose.)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)
# All true
I could tell you more operating theatre secrets but that would be unprofessional of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:56, archived)
# I often wondered why
there were two welly prints on my chest after my wisom teeth op a few years back, mind you it could have been worse, could have been willy prints..
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:06, archived)
# willy prints - imagine
dipping it in green paint. Printing it on your chest...
You'd be in a whole world of confusion when you woke up.
Much as I am now actually...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)
# Reckon there might be
a Turner Prize in it though.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)
# The prodigy
was playing while I was being sliced up having a caesarian. That was quite wierd.. And the fact I was awake.. Nicecupoftea thought it was great..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:34, archived)
# umm... I was just about to get some lunch...
maybe not...
Was MrTheWife having a cup of tea at the time? I hope he kept the buscuit crumbs out of the way - that could be unhygenic
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:06, archived)
# It wasn't allowed
But I had one about twenty minutes previously, and some Cadbury's chocolate fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:36, archived)
# I'm glad to hear you
were well catered for my dear. I hate to think of your mind being else where at the time. Boy or grrl by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:52, archived)
# I quite like the idea
of going into a shop and asking for meat by dimensions rather than weight - "can I have a 4 by 2 slice of sharkmeat mate" would better fit in the fridge.
All the crusty "cyberpunk" (natch) writers have been slipping it into their tales for a while now. That and eating Krill.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:23, archived)
# dagnabbit.
It's true, I nicked it off sushism.
D'you eat sharkmeat often?
I had swordfish once - I used some for a photoshoot, and was some left over. I had it in my bag, but then i had to go straight for an interview. I turned up, and the place had a dog, which wouldn't leave me alone. I had to say to my interviewers, "Hello, I'm here for the interview. I smell of fish".
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:29, archived)
# More into swordfish
toasted some sharkmeat on volcanic hot rocks in a resturant in Iceland, I might have just been me but it smelt and tasted of piss. The Dolphin, penguin and reindeer were fine though, if a bit chewy.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:24, archived)
# It will do
Cartiladginous fishes like sharks dump their urea (the main ingredient in piss) into their tissues. I'm not sure what the metabolic reasons are, but basically they are pissy through and through.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:33, archived)
# now look! You SCARED Pingu
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:41, archived)
# Come here Pingu...
I have garlic, butter and a red hot rock waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:59, archived)
# leave pingu alone!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:13, archived)
# Ok, there's
barely a mouthful of meat on him anyway. I'm off after bigger fry. "Come over here Flipper! I have a tasty mackrel in my bucket here, yes.. in you come..."
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:44, archived)