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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE - FAILED SEX TOYS
Evenin' all. Sorry I'm late.

This week's challenge was suggested by you lose the game, and voted for by YOU.



Failed Sex Toys. For every vacuum pump or vibrator that sells a million, there must be loads of sex toys that fail to make it to production, and we want to see the prototypes. Keep it SFW...

And away we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:51, archived)
# you`re not sorry
are you
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# I'm really sorry
Truly
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:52, archived)
# hmmm....
ok. I need to think about this
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# Isn't it a bit pooey?
EDIT - I ust turned on [quick reply].

What does it do exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:54, archived)
# or dig out a load of dodgy old
reposts like me...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I think I have one of the "inappropriate merchandising" contest somewhere..
found it.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] that's the spirit...

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:05, archived)
# wot?
In morse code?!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:11, archived)
# haha woo
i have a usb 'massager' woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:14, archived)
# what a fantastic invention
like www.sinulator.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# i so amazingly want that
so much!
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# I can imagine
it would add a certain something to cybersex.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# why isn't his face on it?!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I haven't got anything to say
but I am playing with the new quick reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Does it
suck the fat out into a seperate tray?
(chriswakey, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 6:35, archived)
# Mmm
"The ManFat drains healthily away!"
(fogbat, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)
# i think i shall have to do extensive research on the ones that do work
before i can even think about what wouldnt....
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:56, archived)
# I don't think there is such a thing as a "failed sex toy"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:58, archived)
# i shall have to find out!
tbh, i dont think the rabbit is very good.
but everyone else thinks it is
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 23:59, archived)
# mmm
hard to please! I like a challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] soz
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:00, archived)
# but that actually exists
...
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# The Black & Decker Anus Wrecker!
Available at all good hardware stores and dodgy porn shops near you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Black and Decker she wanted
A good Bosch she got
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 0:22, archived)
# *rushes off for pad and paper*
"Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year..."

(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Size isn't everything!
www.powerpleasuretoys.com/reciprothrusters.html

(Pewit does things down under, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 3:03, archived)
# This is the first time i've said this but..
*clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 16 Mar 2006, 3:09, archived)
# Black and Pecker,
shirley?
(cox2inhibitor, Thu 16 Mar 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Oh God
Memories of a strip club in Prague...
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 7:27, archived)