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# Meet Aerixis


Its pronounced Air-Ix-is, for those who think its garble-de-gook.
He started out as a Thief, lvl60 in MapleStory. Then became my alter-ego.
Whaddya think, comic worthy?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:19, archived)
# What does he do?
I think you need a story or some jokes or something in order to make a comic strip, not just a drawing of someone with no mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# perhaps he means cartoon a la JolyJack.
Which means he can do all the detailed stuff like in that picture. I'd be a pain retaining that in smaller images, and repeating it frame after frame after frame... OR he has a simplified, um, sprite.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# mmm kat
pants begone teim!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# Hahah!
First time in a while I've been able to agree with Comma
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:23, archived)
# I kinda figured
that a sketch with no mouth would look kinda cute, i dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I don't think there's anything wrong with not having a mouth.
Postman Pat doesn't have a mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# no mouth = no blowjobs
then again
no mouth = no moaning
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# hes a guy
dude
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Guys can't moan or give bjs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# And yet cats with human breasts are fine?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# There's a whole world out there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Homophobe.
I bet you're gay really.
You'd love Graham Norton to suck you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# That's beyond gay
That's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# i knew that
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# *casts stones*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# *builds glass house around*
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:45, archived)
# But he HAS got a nose
that looks like it should be in the compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# It does
It's just not the only selling point.

It's a great start, I like teh little guy, there's definite potential there sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# *hugs*
i have an idea......

*runs to sketchy board*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Well, my first idea
was that, being a thief, hes on the run, right? the big bangle he wears is stolen from a bounty hunter who is after him, called Maerith (who is hotb btw, but he cant remember his thievery past cuz hes of a memory loss.....reason....and thats about it so far

EDIT: yeah i made the bounty hunters name up, its subject to change, thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:24, archived)
# It needs some jokes, things that aren't funny are rubbish.
And why can't they have names that are easy to pronounce and not pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:25, archived)
# well, c'mon, thieves are stupid, i
reckon i can conjure up some funnies along the way!
Ive got loooaads of bad puns planned too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# then you must post on the dayshift, sir.
and without further ado!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Hmmm...

*goes off to knock up a 5-panel strip of Jeff The Incompetent Theif and Geoff, his sidekick giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# it sounds like you have a veritable
project on the go. Do keep us updated as pictures and plots develop.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# I can't make my mind up
...but I suspect you're kind of on the wrong site
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:26, archived)
# no, no
he's right. I think a whole series might be better suited to deviantart, but on the whole as a concept and getting things on the go he's in a good place for critics.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Wrong site?
Im not like, trying to phish for help or partners ar anything, its just that you guys are kinda critics, and i thought it'd be a good idea to 'make sure' with you lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# It doesn't look like something I'd read.
But good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:30, archived)
# Theh it shall be my
goal in life to make you giggle at my incompetant thief cartoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:32, archived)
# But that's just it
i'm not criticising, it's not my place even if you deserved it (which you don't) but b3ta isn't really about long back stories and fan fiction, it's just about the silly 'shops and randomness. Serious stuff has a place, it's just...kind of not really what we 'do'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# .......damn.
you DO have a point.

*registers on Deviant*

Mwahahahaha
Is it still cool to psot the odd pre-sketch tho?
Pwetty pweez?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Of course!
Stick around sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:39, archived)
# I think he should have various encounters with five hundered and twenty six strong armies
of animated pieces of stereotypical farmyard paraphernalia who all happen to be called Uncle.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Ha
That made me roffle!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:08, archived)
# I was driving along the IvI60 today on the way to the trafford centre.
Cartoon away, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:21, archived)
# Is he going to cut himself?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Probably.
he has one big robot hand too, that i kinda cut off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Cor!
Like a mecha wanking spanner.

Fucking quick reply. Why does it disappear off the screen when I click reply?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:33, archived)
# You only need to press it once.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:35, archived)
# It jumps to the top of the page when I click reply
rubbish

*turns off*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Ooh, no, yes!
I have that problem too, and I was poking Robtoo about it earlier, and he doesn't have a clue what's going on.
I thought it might just be me.
So tell him when you see him that you've got the jumpy-to-the-top thing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)
# I shall
*aargh it did it again*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:41, archived)
# it was put
to public vote one night, and the majority went top of board not previous message. I understand there is a movement to make it optional, so talk to RobToo about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:56, archived)
# not EXACTLY like a mecha wanking spanner
tho it was teh idea that he stole it from somones mini-mech. WHILST it was activated. With teh pilot in it.
With only one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 0:38, archived)