Damn, I wasted my real one being silly.
'If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely'.
Someone stopped in their car to ask me for directions last night.
He: 'I wonder if you could help me please?'
Me: 'Certainly, If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely.'
He: 'Yes, I know. That's why glass lasts indefinately too.'
Me: 'Glass is not made of sugar.'
He: 'No, sand.' *drives away*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 15:13,
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Someone stopped in their car to ask me for directions last night.
He: 'I wonder if you could help me please?'
Me: 'Certainly, If stored in a dry environment, Sugar will last indefinitely.'
He: 'Yes, I know. That's why glass lasts indefinately too.'
Me: 'Glass is not made of sugar.'
He: 'No, sand.' *drives away*