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[challenge entry] MEN IN CRACK

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! oncedaily, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:55, archived)
# erm...
ok then.......



runs
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i like it
The no guilt approach to bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Fri 17 Mar 2006, 17:57, archived)
# I could do with one of those
it'd come in very handy...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:11, archived)
# pffftt!!!!!
So you have allot of anal experiences you would rather forget about then huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:13, archived)
# This was going to be a decent reply
but it turned out too filtharonic and incriminating.

Unless of course you're talking about my obsession with stealing men's bottom virginity, in which case I think it'd come in quite handy...
(sundaeg1rl Lady Two-Jugs, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:31, archived)
# :-\
hmm.. I've heard about your sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# that is...
the funniest thing ever.
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Nice and simple, innit
No fucking about, no subtlety or owt. Like a Glasgow kiss, quick and to the point.

And it makes your face hurt.
(deleted, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)