Not at all, vegeterians are people too and deserve all the same rights.However, I do believe that this being the case it's only fair that every vegeterian and vegan be eaten. The argument goes something like this:
If you ever get stuck on a desert island or similar wilderness location in a plane crash and the survivors are forced to eat eachother who's the first to go? That's right, the vegeterians.
Now this is really harsh, not only do they not deserve to be discriminated against for their lifestyle choice they've just seen loads of people die and suffered the trauma of the crash so you can't honestly justify it.
There are several possible sollutions to this but all are very unfair. You could never get on a plane with a vegeterian or ban them from flying but this is, again, discrimination. Fact is, no matter what sollution you come up with it'll always disadvantage someone. Clearly there is only one way to minimize the risk of getting stranded with a vegeterian and having to eat them and that is to eat them pre-emptively. They may complain at first when you stick their head in the oven so you'll just have to explain you've got their own wellbeing in mind.
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Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:15,
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If you ever get stuck on a desert island or similar wilderness location in a plane crash and the survivors are forced to eat eachother who's the first to go? That's right, the vegeterians.
Now this is really harsh, not only do they not deserve to be discriminated against for their lifestyle choice they've just seen loads of people die and suffered the trauma of the crash so you can't honestly justify it.
There are several possible sollutions to this but all are very unfair. You could never get on a plane with a vegeterian or ban them from flying but this is, again, discrimination. Fact is, no matter what sollution you come up with it'll always disadvantage someone. Clearly there is only one way to minimize the risk of getting stranded with a vegeterian and having to eat them and that is to eat them pre-emptively. They may complain at first when you stick their head in the oven so you'll just have to explain you've got their own wellbeing in mind.
How about everyone eats the bananas 10 metres away?
Naive Amoeba Bored Cig,
Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:18,
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Don't you play your vegeterian mind games with meYou'll have to be eaten and I'll hear no more of this sillyness.
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Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:19,
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But the vegetarians will be the least deliciousAs all the fat and grease from a high-meat diet will cause the carnies to be all swollen and tasty. Plus, all their organs will be the size of footballs; feeding all.
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Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:27,
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plus a desert is usually void of all living thingsexcept scorpions and inedible scrub (and vegetarians apparently)
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Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:24,
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yesand I forgot to include gingers in the list of new disableds.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha,
Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:20,
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Students for fucks sake...all of them
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:30,
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except mefor i am no ordinary student
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Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:41,
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