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[challenge entry] Basildon,
this is an unshopped postcard from basildon that sums it up perfectly i think.



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(I helped save b3ta! HatBeard, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Err where are all the chavs
pregnant fourteen year olds and piles of vomit on the street? Or is this a 'before' piccy?
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Basildon
More fun than a finger up the arse!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)
# The poor lad
centre of picture looks like he's just had unsatisfactory bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:10, archived)
# And looks like hes...
...staring at that womens "basket"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:18, archived)
# haha
fabulous! Right, back to the reality of China. Give my love to Dave the Hat when he shows up.
byee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Great bum poking action
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:47, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Basildon - Home of the Detachable Arm

(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I thought it was called Facking Basildon Innit till is was 18
It's what most people from there tell you it's called, when you ask them where they live.

Looks like another "great" 60's idea, going horribly wrong.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:49, archived)
# imposters!
real basildon people would have told you they're from billericay or southend or something.

then nicked your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! HatBeard, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha
I grew up in Essex too :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)
# so do you bear the stigmata too?
-a hole in the left earlobe large enough for a gold hoop ear ring (never the right as this is "for poofs")
-the white markings at the base of each finger in the shape of a sovereign ring
-a tattoo on the arm of a heart emblazoned with the name "tracey" and/or "sharon"?
(I helped save b3ta! HatBeard, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:59, archived)
# Hahaha
no, luckily I left at the age of 19
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Damn......
That Kid is up to the knuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Fake!
It's called Currys!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)