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[challenge entry] Welcome to Waterford!


Er... Long time lurker, first time poster.
'Ello all.

From the Advertising Where You Live challenge. See all 430 entries (closed)

(' or 1=1 --, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Prehaps we need some ethnic cleansing...
..those cockneys have ruined London.

EDIT: You forgot to add the common disclaimer, "I am not a racist, but..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hello jim davidson
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:28, archived)
# that's a fuck of a lot of nigerians you have!
there's still 130 million or so of them left in nigeria
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:29, archived)
# And they're all trained in job-stealing leading to an attempt at world conquest so I'm told
Though I was speaking to a fat skinhead who'd have a hard time outsmarting single-celled organisms.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:31, archived)
# and i thought that was the chinese .....


*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:53, archived)
# he he he
Is that small child clinging to the mast of a very tall ship?
(I helped save b3ta! litzigig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Twiglet?
...and a freakishly small child
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:31, archived)
# if the child was that small...
... one twiglet could feed him for a month... so why does he still look sad?
(I helped save b3ta! litzigig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:32, archived)
# His family was crushed by the multipack
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:34, archived)
# bwa ha ha ha!
you win. : D
(I helped save b3ta! litzigig, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:35, archived)
# You are a racist and a chav
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:32, archived)
# I'd hurry, that £5 was probably earmarked for several bottles of white lightning
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Talk proper English lad!
AICMFP

What's all this gibberish destined to mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:37, archived)
# AICMFP
And I claim my five pounds.
I've only got Euro's meight, sorry.
And we dont have white lightning here - you can get a sixpack of dutch gold in tesco's, if that takes your fancy.
(' or 1=1 --, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:40, archived)
# so
you're saying ireland's good enough for tescos but not good enough for black people?

yea, nazi poohead yea, go be a nazi you stupid naziboy
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:47, archived)
# YEAH!
what he said!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:55, archived)
# P.S; Im probably not racist.


The attention just encourages me.
(' or 1=1 --, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:06, archived)
# *ignores*
meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:09, archived)
# Mighty!
And I am truely to fucked to reply.. but note teh Skill!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:49, archived)
# What they mean is: fuck off, cunt.
quite simple really. There's a thin line between clever and stupid. And you crossed it. 'bye.
(redthing, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:29, archived)
# What?!
I went to Cork for a week and I didn't see another black person until the 5th day!
(JSlayerUK, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Wrong City.
Come to waterford!
(' or 1=1 --, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Why should you care
if you see Nigerians or not?

Are you a Nazi racist nazihead?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:56, archived)
# Cleanse
Kilburn.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:45, archived)
# Can't find it
Where's the "I don't like this" button?
(Cliph, Tue 11 Apr 2006, 23:52, archived)
# Guten nacht.
Thanks for the welcome y'all! Im going to like it here.

'Ning.
(' or 1=1 --, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Ciao.
Didn't exactly help your cause, now, did you? Still, that's what comes of being an eedjit.
(redthing, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:31, archived)
# eh?
...what cause? My general goal was to post a picture on b3ta making light of the amount of asylum seekers lodged in the center of waterford, and see the type of reactions I get. I seem to have succeeded in doing so, and got a nice laugh off people thinking Im the hitler reincarnate.

Im not at all racist - I was making light of a commonly talked about topic of discussion, ala refugee's being flown into countries, and people's inane reactions. There's a paedophilia related post on the most popular board - I dont see anybody accusing the poster of molesting children.

Jokes are jokes because they're generally not true, and the teller of the joke often doesnt take a firm stand in 100% believing what he's saying - which is why I dont expect to land in a pile of piss if I go down the magic wish-granting slide singing "weeeeee".

I probably should've posted this without the L plates. Gruellings can be expected when youre the newbie. If youre going to get it, you might as well really fucking get it, I suppose. And honestly, fuck off and grow a sense of humour - if youre insulted by racism or any frowned upon topic of discussion, you shouldnt be on the internet at all, let alone on b3ta.
(' or 1=1 --, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 0:39, archived)