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# Hahahaha!
Thats the ultimate hoovering tune, that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# there's a niche here
'the ultimate hoovering album!'

I'd love to make the advert
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Hahaha my god yes.
Though I do think they made a housework album a few months ago, vaguely remember seeing the advert...vaguely...
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)
# dammit
there's nothing left. It's all been done already!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)
# you gotta play it really loud though
otherwise it gets drowned out

my own personal preference is The Scuzz Channel on Sky via the Stereo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Oh deary me, if I had my webcam connected...
You'd see wonderful, wonderful dancing to very loud music! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hmm
hoover tracks
Anything by dusty springfield
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)
# All Marvin Gaye ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Some things by Queen - obviously.
Katrina & The Waves - Walking On Sunshine.
Huey Lewis - Power Of Love.
Transvision Vamp - Baby I Don't Care. Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)
# eye of the tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:33, archived)
# it will have to have a near naked lady hoovering on the cover
and a near naked chap in a pinnie on the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You own that CD, don't you? ;)
Edit: The closest thing I can find is this. And it looks crap.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)
# it's me on the back

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:34, archived)
# fingering your japseye?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:34, archived)
# fingering his japseye?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)
# no, but the pictures inside
reveal that the naked lady has discoved that the handle of the hoover vibrates at just the right frequency.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:36, archived)
# I love driving to it - makes me feel like I'm making progress.
Infact, I'll put it on repeat when I go to Nottingham later - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)