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# argh!
it stings!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry
Did you see the animatronic Sir Alan in the newsletter?

I'm worried the missus is going to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:49, archived)
# divorce her
before it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# We've been married less than a month
I don't think they let you divorce that soon unless you're a Hollywood star or something. Besides, it would be cheaper to just smash it into several thousand tiny pieces with my size 11 DM's.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:53, archived)
# don't refer to your wife as "it".
that's just rude.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Pffft!
Well I've been ordered not to call her 'er indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 May 2006, 13:06, archived)
# do a fred west then
sorted
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 11 May 2006, 12:58, archived)