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[challenge entry] A light-hearted look at life...
...through the eyes of an angry child


From the Ultra-minority magazine covers challenge. See all 483 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Ahahahaha!!!
So wrong

[edit] as a quick TJ, did anyone see this story in the Observer yesterday?

observer.guardian.co.uk/7days/story/0,,1779699,00.html

"Various fascinating legal and moral questions were thrown up, I am sure, by the case of the transsexual who sued for official paternity rights. This poor fellow has just lost his appeal court battle to be declared the official father of a child born by artificial insemination during his marriage. His ex-wife (having spent 17 years unaware that she was married to an original-born female who was having sex with her using a homemade artificial penis) is now free to invite her current husband to adopt the child."
(italics and bold are mine)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:24, archived)
# "homemade" ??
(s)he just knocked one up in a potting shed or something?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Your guess is as good as mine
My mind is boggling beyond normal boggling parameters
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# You should try a few bottles of herbal boggliene
It'll put hairs on your lungs too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:31, archived)
# *reveals homemade artificial penis from under clothes*
"Hey its magenta!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Haha!!!
Loser ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# ^
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:36, archived)
# S/he would have had to make two, surely?
Mr Softee and Mr Stiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Baglady, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:39, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5942414
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha!
i might buy that!
edit:compo it!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
reminds me of this lovely advert. :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Hehehehe
*likes*

also: compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 22 May 2006, 12:31, archived)