b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 5966481 (Thread)

# well Mick Hucknall had it coming
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
Met the twunt in Tescos once. Or rather, he walked past me, and I growled "twat" under my breath at him.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# i bet it was under your breath

chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 30 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# *Doesn't want to collect an assault charge*
Tip: Never assault a celebrity in a supermarket with many many CCTV cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# those cctv cameras can be heavy
so just practice assaulting "celebrities" by hitting them with just one security camera, then use two at a time, before you know it, you'll be successfully twatting them with dozens of optical security items.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 30 May 2006, 11:36, archived)