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(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:27, archived)
# too short
of course
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I thought you said it was a good size!?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:28, archived)
# wicker headboard, yeah figures.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Why
is she holding her breasts? is she worried they'll run away?
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Yeah...
I was wondering that too....but it's hawt so whatever.....Damn....she's fine
(Ronald Raygun makes bombs, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Are you
supposed to get off on the virgin Mary?
damn that'd have made church soooo much more interesting!

EDIT: The bible with a pull out centrefold ... he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:42, archived)
# The Deagostini Bible
In 66 easy to collect books
get this free binder and figleaf with Book 1
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:58, archived)
# just as long
as the pages are easy to wipe down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 16:15, archived)
# he's
a very naughty boy
(malupa plung balloopa, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 15:45, archived)