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# I'll give you a badge.... but you need to promise to swear to the
b3ta board Nazi code of practice....

1: I will right click and check the file size of all images posted, no matter when.

2: I will take the piss out of anybody at anytime who calls me a Nazi.

3: I will point to the FAQ at all cases of any file more than 20k over the guidelines

4: I will take care to spell check and file size check every single post I make from now on in case I may be caught by one of my fellow Nazi’s

5: As a Nazi, we are exempt from punctuation errors. But that does not mean we go light on those that transgress.

6: I can make rules up as I go along ***











***may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:51, archived)
# fuck 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:53, archived)
# and you as well....


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Fuck the board nazis!




(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:05, archived)
# It's a flamer
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:06, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:11, archived)
# fuck the nazis?
Great!!

*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# this
minus this: :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:04, archived)
# Woo!
1. Check
2. Probably will do.
3. Definitely will do.
4. Check
5. Double Check
6. I are teh winnar!*

*New rule I just made up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:54, archived)
# and damn it to hell.... here.


anybody else?

I have a few left...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Even more Woo!
*Grows moustache*

*Dons jackboots*

Attention! No PeaRoasting! Keep those images small!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# Pssh.
I don't want your badge.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:36, archived)
# re: 4
the plural of Nazi is Nazis. :P
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 1:59, archived)
# what part of 5 did you not get?
*points and laffs*

and hands over badge...

(nick one from above)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:00, archived)
# With hand on heart,
Any photo-realistic depiction of any sexual organ (or titties) of any size in any context at any time is NSFW and I pledge to point this out within nanoseconds of said image appearing and insist point-blank that the perpetrator link the image forthwith.

PS - I fucking hate James Nesbitt. What a fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:10, archived)
# ^This
He's a right cunt. I had the opportunity to whack him but I'd have been sacked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# yes
I saw that but doubted that you realised your mistake in 4 :P
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:12, archived)
# ah.. but you mistake that as real
you dreamed it.

edit

actually...


that should have been dreamt it...

or something.

ah well.. such is the life of a nazi...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:13, archived)
# Hahaha
I fall into all of those in some way or another. Does that make me a board nazi too?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:15, archived)
# founder member mate...
go nick a badge...

:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:16, archived)
# Ta matey :D
Feel free to grab a grump badge if the mood takes you. That's what it's there for ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:19, archived)
# nicking now as I type
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 3 Jun 2006, 2:24, archived)