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# a 10 minute shit
my tummy hurts from drinking magners all night last night
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hurray!
the brawest of all shites, enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Isn't Newkie Broon ale
worse for the jobbie?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I dunno, it's been years since I drank that stuff
I find guinness to be worse, to much of that and I get the opposite and end up constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)
# If you alternate
Pints of Cider with bottles of Newkie Brown.
The entire universe pours out of your arse in a never ending stinking brown liquid stream.




(or at least that's what it feels like !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)
# oh dear
this really made me guffaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Magners is just Merrydown
but much more expensive

and with ice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)