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# Tears of joy after 'long, hard fight'


For lunch today, I'm having two bacon, lettuce, tomato, blue sheeps milk cheese and wholegrain
mustard double decker sandwiches, two bananas, two satsumas, a bag of peanuts, a bag
of pork scratchings and a grapefruit that Jimmy doesn't want, all washed down with Irn Bru
and also water.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# 4 mature cheddar sarnies
two choccie bars, and a braeburn apple.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Mature cheddar is braw cheese!
nice sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# eeeuuuurrrgghh...
... my spine shuddered at the thought of chewing toilet roll innards :x

*edit* I'm having salad BTW :(
(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Then I suggerst that you don't ever chew on toilet roll tubes
What flavour of salad you you have?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# *takes in pearls of wisdom*
i made it myself... a conCOCKtion of lettuce, olives, pickled onions and chicken roll... and french style dressing!

There's a meeting goin on in the staff room so i'm force to eat at my desk!!! the BASTARDS!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
chicken roll is grand!

Eat the salad off you keyboard, that'll teach them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# a 10 minute shit
my tummy hurts from drinking magners all night last night
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# hurray!
the brawest of all shites, enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Isn't Newkie Broon ale
worse for the jobbie?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# I dunno, it's been years since I drank that stuff
I find guinness to be worse, to much of that and I get the opposite and end up constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)
# If you alternate
Pints of Cider with bottles of Newkie Brown.
The entire universe pours out of your arse in a never ending stinking brown liquid stream.




(or at least that's what it feels like !)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)
# oh dear
this really made me guffaw :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Magners is just Merrydown
but much more expensive

and with ice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Hmm
Roll with cheese
Apple juice
Tea
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# A standard but effective lunch!
braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# 2 scabbled eggs on toast
and coffee

and aftersun for my feet
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Scabbled eggs are braw!
have some blackleg with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# 'a green starfish and a bobbly sweater'
Brucies Dave!

EDIT: Hahahaha! That Jimmy! Not enough ROLF MAYO for him in grapefruit!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Hurray!
the fishiest of green and sweatiest of of all bobblies. Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# It be Barbie Tiem !
Spicy Minced Lamb Kebaby Things
Halloumi, Peppers and Mushroom Kebaby Things
Yoghurt, Lime, Garlic, Mint and Cucumber Relishy stuff
Bloody Hot Chilli Saucery
Loads of Salady Whatsit
All wrapped up together in Homemade Flatbread Malarkey

All washed down with Brothers Festival Strength Pear Cider (7% abv)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# do you not work or something?
Some peoples lunches on DTF are so braw, I think there is no way they could be replicated in a work environment.

PS. GIMME YOUR LUNCH ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# I work nights.
But not tonight or tomorrow night as I shall be in the pub watching Footie.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# That lamb things sounds braw
so does the beer. Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Minced Lamb
Chillies, Garlic, Black pepper, Cumin, Paprika, Chives, just the usual brawness really.
Rolled up into a sausage shape and bunged on a skewer
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# How dare you say that is nonsense!
it is braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ????

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I want your lunch, ta.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I love barbecued halloumi
Is homemade flatbread easy to make?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)
# 'noon!
barbecued halloumi! yum

:)

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# mmm...
squeaky cheese...
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Hell Yes !
Flatbreads are the easiest breads in the world to make.
I haven't had much succes with Pitta Bread so I just make a big sort of part-pitta part-naan part-tortilla wrap thingy.
There's loads of recipes on t'internet - I'd get looking and then start experimenting if I were you !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Thanks for the tip, Gusset
Have we had a quail update recently?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)
# I'm going to check on them tomorrow.
What with the Footie and everything I've been neglecting my parental duties I'm afraid !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)
#
a big crusty baguette filled with cham, a bag of steak flavour McCoys, some Battenburg cake and a can of pepsi. All washed down with tea and/or coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
put the crisps in the with cham, that'll make it even brawer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# COR!
Not had battenburg for yonks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I am having
two cheese ham tomato and mustard sandwiches
a packet of beef discos
an oxtail cup a soup baby
a granny smith
and some tea
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Beef Discos?
you lie, there are not such things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# No I don't!
They are ijn a brown packet. i think they're beef. I shall report back when it comes to eating time
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Yep!
and as everyone knows, brown is the British Standard crisp packet colour for Beef flavour!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Lies
all lies! Why do you hurt me with your filthy lies?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# there are - i've had some before i'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)
# No you haven't
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *reports back*
They were "Hard Hittin'Beef". And they were lovely.

Found in a multipck from tesco
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)
# One of the men I
share an office with keeps staring at me, licking his lips and saying, "My! You're a porky little bugger aren't you!?"

So i'm having nowt.
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Nope, nowt will not do
go and have a good feed down at the chipper. I suggest a mince pie supper.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Cheese & Onion pasty
(MasterOfStoats, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Braw
but have that in a roll and thre bags of Beef flavour McCoys.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Baked trout
with potato salad

Folloew by a twix and washed down with pepsi max.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Braw!
I had frshly caught sea trout for my lunch yesterday, it was grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Shepards Pie et Brown Sauce,
Accompanied by a Cheese and Onion Pasty, with onion/garlic+cheese/chive+souredcream/chive+THOUSAND ISLAND DIPS, Cherry Tomatos, and fresh Tesco Custard for desert.
(Dooley, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# shepherds pie
shepherds pie
I'm gonna get some shepherds pie
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Shepards Pie is brawer with Chillis in!
(Dooley, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds like a braw lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# The large selection of dips is what makes it.
Braw!
(Dooley, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yo are the lunch master for today


congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)
# erm
Beef Broth and an apple today I think
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Grand!
have noodles with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# im going to have pasta with pesto
all cooked with a stirfried selection of veg.... mangetout, raddishes, cucumber, sweet peas, peas, mushrooms, red onion, spring onion, olives, red pepper and anything else i have left from when i had the same yesterday :D
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# THat sounds braw
but it could do with some chicken or lamb or both.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# i could put some bacon in!
yes, i shall do that
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Your deluxe BLT makes mine look rather un-braw!
Just a plain old blt and mayo on a brown sub for me (wuzz ace though)
and a bananananananana.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# my baananananananananananananananananana
is too ripe,

tastes bleddy 'orrible

:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Boooooo :(
that's horrid news

Has tha nowt else you could have instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Braw lunch!
my blt is might braw, I cooked the bacon this morning and the sheeps cheese had extra mould on it due to being two weeks past its eat by date. I might have this for lunch again tomorrow but without the sheeps cheese because I've run out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent
I wish I had some nice stinky cheese to put on my BLT
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I'm having
Jacket potato with cheese, beans, and chips. An apple pie slice with crunched up walnuts and custard after that, all with a mug of tea, and quite possibly a roll, but I haven't decided yet.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Save on deciding
and have it all, ALL of it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Lunch is
Rice & Peas
(I helped save b3ta! Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# you say rice
i say pea!

rice and peeeeeeaa
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I hope that's fried and with battered chicken
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# hurrah for blue sheeps milk!
i'm having egg mayonnaise and cress sandwiches on cheap white bread
prawn cocktail crisps
a snickers
a bottle of diet coke

and possibly a slice of lemon cake
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Braw!
not braw!
braw!
not braw!

and braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hello
Is that home made lemon cake?
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# unfortunately not :(
it is the 80p-a-slice-from-the-canteen version!

y'ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# You should ask your wife to make you a cake
She makes excellent cakes.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Today is American Independence Day
So to celebrate, I am having 2 veggie hot dogs with mustard and ketchup, with corn on the cob, and a beer. Followed by ice cream.

Then I'm going to take the afternoon off, put my bikini on, and sit in the garden all afternoon drinking mint juleps until I fall asleep.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# *sounds of "fireworks" going off*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# *this*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That sounds braw
vegetable fingers on rolls. You should get in to the really spirit of things and start firing off guns and make some whooping noises.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# No, not those awful vegetable fingers
Proper veggie hot dogs. I managed to pass them off as meat at the weekend!
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You shouldn't pass off veggie things as meat
A Carnivore might die !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:11, archived)
# the veggie frankfurters?
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Veggie hot dog?
That's unamerican :) *

Me, it's gonna be two natural casing Detroit-style hot dogs with mustard and chile, chips and a Yeungling beer (America's oldest brewery, since 1820...Pottsville, PA)

*Bush says vegetarians are the next threat to national security.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Bush is a cunt though.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)
# ^ this
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Cor!
it's Bill the Cat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)
# baked potato and lovely sunshine
with bolognese and cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Braw!
I have no sunshine, it's been foggy here until about half an hour ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Beef Teriyaki with udon noodles
A pint of freshly pressed apple juice, tea, more tea and some tea.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I want that now!
(Dooley, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Very braw indeed
that sounds grand!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# two big toastie sandwiches
with dutch cheese, tomato, ham and onions. A beer. A packet of Hula Hoops and 8 squares of hazelnut chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Cor! that sounds braw!
Cor! that sounds braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I don't blame Jimmy for not wanting the grapefruit
they are the spawn of the devil.

Once again I have no idea what to have for lunch and my fridge is looking bare.
I will definitely make some banana bread this afternoon. TMG mentioned it the other day and I've been thinking of it ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Banana bread, good plan
I will ask my mummy to make some for me.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Have
Banana Jam
and
Banana Bread Beer
with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:16, archived)
# banana bread beer sounds wrong though
(Pachey, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Have prawns and eggs
and tomatoes. I don't really like grapefuits either, I think I'll put it in a drawer and forget about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Thank you
I shall wander off to the shop to buy big fat prawns. I will have those but minus the eggs. I don't like that combination.

Thanks Duke :)

Oh, maybe you should give away the grapefruit to a homeless person who is on a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Don't mention it
no I'd rather put the grapefruit in a drawer and forget about it, that way in a few years time I'll find it again and it will be all shrivelled up and hollow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:16, archived)
# todays lunch
salami, mozarrel, sun dried tomato and salad baguette with lilt and green and blacks tasty white chocolate. All washed down with a side helping of abdominal diseases revision
(I helped save b3ta! bertisfantastic bert is a sleepy bear, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 4 Jul 2006, 14:30, archived)