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[challenge entry] meh...

From the If Emo Ruled The World challenge. See all 340 entries (closed)

(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:25, archived)
# i have that exact model.
*runs off to put black nail polish on the yamaha*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:26, archived)
# it's a model?
*insert lame joke about 12 inch pianist*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:28, archived)
# *inserts even lamer joke about insertion of large penis*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:30, archived)
# *inserts large penis*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:32, archived)
# *inserts large penis into a lame sheep*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:33, archived)
# *films*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *Inserts lame pianist into a 12 inch sheep*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# can i marry you and 4dam in some kind of illegal bumloving gay ceremony?
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Do I get to toot on the pink oboe?
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
fuck i've got to get back to work
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:40, archived)
# As the kids say, lolzords
I should too but fuck it.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:43, archived)
# I'm sure there's a tent for that at Brighton Pride
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:41, archived)
# I'm cutting a glory hole into that fucker then.
Bet I can stop some weddings with the old cock tempt routine.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:44, archived)
# HOMEWRECKER!
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *sticks 12 inch cock into lame piano player*
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# arggh!!!
that hurts.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Shut up bitch and give me Beethoven's Fifth while we're at it
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
# ouch!
i'll never play again :(
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:36, archived)
# and you
but you can do Chopsticks
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:39, archived)
# oh god!
*bangs head on desk*

excellent...
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Bah
You should use a BoƮte Diabolique instead.
(, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 13:48, archived)