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# Future Best Seller
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:14, archived)
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There's pineapple baby, baby-kabobs,
baby-back ribs, lemon baby, coconut baby,
pepper baby, baby on a stick, baby soup,
baby stew, baby salad, baby and potatoes,
baby burger, baby sandwich...
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:29, archived)
# Baby, baby, baby, eggs, bacon, baby and chips?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:30, archived)
# BACON'S OFF, LOVE
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:40, archived)
# Oh no!
What the hell are we going to wrap the baby in?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:41, archived)
# Fish!
Strips of salt cod for the fat and salt.
Dressed with white wine and clotted cream.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:44, archived)
# Clingfilm.
 
Be safe, be glad.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:44, archived)
# What will we wrap Roy Orbison in?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:45, archived)
# ahhahhahah
 
I'd all but forgotten about that.

Oh, there'll be more than enough left over..

BUBBY IS THE CLING-WRAP KILLER.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:09, archived)
# furthermore
 
would any of you charming peoples care to "enhance" my uncyclopedia profile?
 
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:48, archived)
# you may be opening a can of worms there, young fella.
I'll see what my evil mind can do.

...meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out why someone would want to write stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm, but seeing as how he's dead and all, I don't suppose he'd object.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:50, archived)
# *curtsies*
 
I'm not so young these days. Thirty glorious years wasted..
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Ha ha
I'd never seen the Roy Orbison thing before, that's fantastic :)
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:57, archived)
# Not wrap... deep fry.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Mmmm crispy!
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:46, archived)
# Crispy and delicious.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 5:47, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:01, archived)
#
 

 
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:09, archived)
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(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:27, archived)
# Media Hoes, Ho!
How much am I bid, for this 'top' buck?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:33, archived)
# Zoot?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Is that a RIS?
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 6:46, archived)
# he had a boat
and went to war at some point. I thought he was ok, other people didn't.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 7:17, archived)
# There's cunts, and there's funny cunts.
 
The line between the two is not so fine.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 7:21, archived)
# good ol' zoot
haven't seen him in a while. I wonder if he found himself on the wrong end of one of his 152 billion firearms.
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 7:15, archived)
# Oh God
Anne Coulter *pukes in her mouth*
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 8:35, archived)
# Burn baby burn


disco inferno
(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 7:13, archived)
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(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 8:48, archived)
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(, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 10:13, archived)