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( , Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)

You can talk to god and everything.
Ask him how many Jews he's killed!
Unless you're AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
"me- zomg god is a machine! god- aren't all machine zomg god?" i think god is stoned
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Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:48,
archived)
Ask him how many Jews he's killed!
Unless you're AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
"me- zomg god is a machine! god- aren't all machine zomg god?" i think god is stoned

Me:
so what do you think of the new pet shop boys album?
God:
Woe! Interesting question.
Me:
"woe"? you can't spell, dickwad
God:
I've been waiting for you. I have free will you know.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
me thinks you are but a poorly-constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language
God:
YOU? Are all thinks me but a poorly constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language?
( ,
Tue 1 Aug 2006, 3:16,
archived)
so what do you think of the new pet shop boys album?
God:
Woe! Interesting question.
Me:
"woe"? you can't spell, dickwad
God:
I've been waiting for you. I have free will you know.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
me thinks you are but a poorly-constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language
God:
YOU? Are all thinks me but a poorly constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language?

"God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
that was a bit crap, are you sure you are really god?"
he still hasn;t replied, I BROKE GOD!
( ,
Tue 1 Aug 2006, 3:20,
archived)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
that was a bit crap, are you sure you are really god?"
he still hasn;t replied, I BROKE GOD!