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[challenge entry] Took too long, probably done to death and not realy very good but oh well
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(I helped save b3ta! TomOz, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:37, archived)
# If Apple made God?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:42, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! TomOz, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:45, archived)
# iGod is real
You can talk to god and everything.
Ask him how many Jews he's killed!
Unless you're AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

"me- zomg god is a machine! god- aren't all machine zomg god?" i think god is stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Easily confused, that algorithm.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 3:11, archived)
# indeed
Me:
so what do you think of the new pet shop boys album?
God:
Woe! Interesting question.
Me:
"woe"? you can't spell, dickwad
God:
I've been waiting for you. I have free will you know.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
me thinks you are but a poorly-constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language
God:
YOU? Are all thinks me but a poorly constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 3:16, archived)
# I broke him
"God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
that was a bit crap, are you sure you are really god?"

he still hasn;t replied, I BROKE GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 1 Aug 2006, 3:20, archived)
# haha!
i asked "what's the point of it all?".

he's still thinking ....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 5:19, archived)
# it's doesn't like the old fashioned game of
why? (*repeat until bored with God)
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 5:36, archived)