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# iGod is real
You can talk to god and everything.
Ask him how many Jews he's killed!
Unless you're AFRAID OF THE TRUTH!
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'me- zomg god is a machine! god- aren't all machine zomg god?' i think god is stoned
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# Easily confused, that algorithm.
 

 
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# indeed
Me:
so what do you think of the new pet shop boys album?
God:
Woe! Interesting question.
Me:
"woe"? you can't spell, dickwad
God:
I've been waiting for you. I have free will you know.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
me thinks you are but a poorly-constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language
God:
YOU? Are all thinks me but a poorly constructed algorithm with limited awareness of the nuances of the english language?
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# I broke him
"God:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me:
dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
that was a bit crap, are you sure you are really god?"

he still hasn;t replied, I BROKE GOD!
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# haha!
i asked "what's the point of it all?".

he's still thinking ....
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# it's doesn't like the old fashioned game of
why? (*repeat until bored with God)
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