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# Either I need
to change my specs or you need to do something about the focus of that webcam
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# i look
more handsome bluured.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# No wonder you never get laid
You are all out of focus and your breath smells of artificial pork products
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# I think
Mike's frazzled on the lens. Bad boy, dirty boy - to your bed.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# At least it wasn;t pork scratchings
Be thankful for small mercies
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# the pic im sending my parents
(cos they paid for the amp)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# they'll be thrilled
I'm sure. You in halls by the way? (looks a bit like it)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)
# yeah
a bit prison-like.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# maybe not prison like
enough for you, young man.

naah, not really.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Mike
You're not doing yourself any favours here. Keep posting pics like this and the next time you get laid it will be 2011.
And you'll have to pay.
:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# i'm not that minging
am i?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# THE FACT THAT
your hair is the exact colour of a frazzle packet doesn’t do you any favours
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)
# oi - quit picking on
the gingers you. please?
curses.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# My nephew is very ginger
and he has really big sticky out ears. I'd love to put up a picture, but my sister would kill me.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# et tu
Wifey...?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# Now you've made
me feel bad. It's his ears that are really bad. I've emailed a pic so you can see.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# of course not
they're just all jealous. You know what masculine pride is like.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# he looks like
some 1 who would attend a pride festival!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# Erm...
You do appear to be ginger... um...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# leeeeaaaaave it
.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# i was in a club in Worcester
on Friday and a ginger guy set alight to his pubes @ the bar!!!!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# look, i was drunk, ok?

[/crap joke]
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Ooh!
Another ginger student eh? (ex or otherwise)

Excellent! *Mwuhahah*
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# the cheek!
I'm about a million years old and graduated years ago... so watch it or I'll BA (hons) you.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# BA heh, mmmm......
.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# errr - you ok
there sweetie?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Sorry, just thinking.....
thought they'd stopped giving out Bugger All's 8OP
Sorrryyyyy !
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# nope -
mine was 50 quid and a packet of crisps. Bargin. Didn't get me a first tho, that was 52 quid, and i needed the bus fair.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)
# Methinks that I should hold fire here.
It's looking like youv'e got grey matter and I'm going to have to revel in my failure.
Bloke from the Poly where I was going to do a MA said the nicest thing ever said to me :
"The University system has let you down."
Horray ! Not my fault, the university obviously forced me never to go to lectures and drink and abuse certain things !
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)
# Oo!
Chance'd be a fine thing! Oooh!
I only got BEng (Failed), still, I got over it.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Well quite frankly
you're just a bit scary:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Ginger is OK
...on a woman:-)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# I agree
Redheaded women, in my opinion are the best thing since sliced bread.
And I quite like sliced bread.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# Now you're talking
red-headed woman on sliced bread.
With mayonnaise
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# Ah...
I think i've seen that film...
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# mayonnaise? My I advise old school
Salad Creme instead?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# Whatever
as long as it involves redheads and sliced bread.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Oh no,
too vinegary.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# its ok it's counterbalanced
by the spicey brains.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# i am scary cos
i am a rock star.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Didn't I see you on the first stage of......
Pop Idol ? YMCA ?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# nope, bit if it was Bone Idol
i'd have won.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Call yourself Bone Idol....
You were up on the board at 09:30 and then went to a lecture at about 10:00.
Jesus H Christ, in my day you wouldn't see the morning, would go to one lecture a term.....
Rant, rant, rant.....
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# thats to do with the whole
"we are going to throw you out" thing.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# I was imagining something
much much worse.

Don't worry, they're out there, I've seen 'em.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# who wants to play
guess the body part?
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# This is
out of control. Mike - stop it!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Thumb, no.....
thumb. Yes.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)
# no,
not a thumb.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# (Joking)
What is it then?

(Joking again.)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)
# its just a fist.
honest. my left fist.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Actually
from that distance, and that out of focus, you look a teensy bit like Captain Kimbo :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# oi!
fuck you!
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Although its
probably just coz your shouting :)
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# i am particularly fond
of the high-tech way i'm clicking the mouse on 'take picture'. on another one i used my feet, i felt well clever.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)